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28 Is the glass half full or half empty? That all depends on who's shout it is.
35 Confucius say... woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.
37 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
38 Confucius say... who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
40 Confucius say... man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.
45 Confucius say... man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
48 Confucius say... girl who slides down bannister, makes monkey shine.
50 Confucius say... man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
63 He who laughs last, didn't get it.
71 Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger!
76 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
103 BIGOT n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. <BR…
109 Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
133 A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and …
149 Reality is for people who lack imagination.
173 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. <BR> -- Ma…
184 Let us live as people who are prepared to die, and die as people who are prepared to live. <BR> -- …
214 All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and thos…
227 You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. <BR>…
234 Good luck is with the man who doesn't include it in his plan. <BR> -- Graffitti
245 A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband. <BR> -- Anonymous
249 A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. <BR> -- Farmer's Almanac
262 The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. <BR> -- Chinese Proverb
279 We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid o…
280 The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. <BR> -- Bishop W.C. Magee
301 An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field. <BR> -- Niel…
314 A banker is the person who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and w ants it back the mi…
316 A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. <BR> -- Mark Twa…
333 Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usin…
340 I must find the oaf who did this thing, explain to him his offense, give him a chance to apologize,…
344 …ens, the insane and women... <BR> -- law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote
352 A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
366 Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid…
374 … restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothi…
378 A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
385 The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit.
394 Never take investment advice from someone who's working. <BR> -- B.C., Johnny Hart
407 There are three types of people in this world... those who can count and those who can't.
409 I'm not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met…
430 Si tu veux jouer au plus con, c'est pas toi qui va gagner. (If the game is to see who can be the bi…
464 The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man w…
482 There are three classes of people who don't think markets work; the Cubans, the North Koreans and a…
484 Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, a…
490 If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? <BR> …
492 He who is not aware of his ignorance will be only misled by his knowledge. <BR> -- Richard Whatley
494 … is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first …
512 A man who throws dirt loses ground.
517 Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. <BR> -- Albert Einstein
520 A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
525 Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. <BR…
537 He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. <BR> -- Abraham Lincoln
543 He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. <BR> -- Chi…
544 He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. <BR> -- J. R. R. Tolkien
545 He who laughs last thinks slowest!
570 Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the real…
620 There are 10 types of people in the country, those who understand binary and those who don't.
663 Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. <BR> -- Savielly Grigorievitch Tarta…
667 Religion hinges upon faith, politics hinges upon who can tell the most convincing lies or maybe jus…
698 A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. <BR> -- Bill Cos…
745 Become who you are. <BR> -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
752 Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is no…
848 …o get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what th…
861 I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices. <BR> -- Mark Twain
867 I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. <BR> -- Mark Twain
878 …wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no ha…
879 Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind. <BR> -- Mark Twain
906 There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one -- keep from telling their happiness…
928 …fficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything…
945 When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution an…
953 Those of you who were fortunate enough to read last year's column no doubt recall that I advised yo…
954 …hell past Canada, but this proved to be highly inconvenient for mapmakers, who in 1873 voted to ma…
976 Clearly what is called for is a federal task force, ideally headed by Dan Quayle, who seems to have…
977 All the people who have led moral lives will go straight to heaven, whereas you and your friends ar…
983 Anybody who has ever seen a photograph showing the kind of damage that a trout falling at such a hi…
990 The typical Nintendo game involves controlling a little man who runs around on the screen trying to…
1004 The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of…
1013 …an't beat a parrot. I base this statement on a parrot I knew named Charles who belonged to a coupl…
1014 I got hundreds of responses to my "Eat Bugs For Money" column, including dozens of people who were …
1021 …ing special" in the air. It's the aroma being given off by our mailperson, who expired in our driv…
1025 … nation needed a very small unit of money, because back then - ask anybody who lived through it - …
1026 It is at times like this that we should remember the words of President John F. Kennedy, who, in hi…
1035 …ous Greek philosopher Aristotle, he was easily the most boring human being who ever lived. <BR> --…
1038 …rein, after he dials the phone, he forgets who he's calling, so when somebody answers, Gene has to…
1048 …ing, dancing, and the public beheading of a whiny, tedious group of people who would not stop insi…
1051 …g Philip VI, was invaded by England, which was then under King Edward III, who had vowed to kill a…
1053 …the East Indies. The reason he believed this is that prank-loving Vikings, who had discovered Amer…
1055 …m Shakespeare, who wrote such timeless works as "Richard II", "Richard III", "Richard III Strikes …
1056 …who had just invented a new device called the "telescope," peered through it and discovered that h…
1059 At this time France was experiencing its glory years under Louis XIV, who became known as the "Sun …
1063 … lines at inconveniently located postal facilities staffed by surly clerks who periodically went o…
1076 … and Orville Wright Brothers, who as boys had dreamed of building a flying machine so they could d…
1078 …nd switched to the Communist Dictator System, epitomized by Joseph Stalin, who came to power with …
1083 …the clock strikes 12, raise a glass to toast the millions of our ancestors who went before us, pav…
1085 …tart displaying the correct time; and airline computers will charge people who are on the same fli…
1086 Unfortunately for Bill Gates, who built himself a house the size of the Houston Astrodome to store …
1104 Guys do not get enough credit for being domestic. This is because the people who give OUT the credi…
1106 So let's not say that guys are not domestic, OK? When we see a guy who makes drapes by nailing tra…
1108 Second, I received a letter from a woman who chastised me for stating, in a column about the Napa V…
1109 …s that keep creeping into my column, and I am grateful to the many readers who, week after week, w…
1117 I'm not saying guys are scum. I'm saying that many guys who consider themselves to be committed to …
1133 Consider the behaviour of guy dogs, who spend their lives in a ceaseless quest to establish their m…
1135 You may feel that there is something twisted about the values of a guy who can be more committed to…
1140 …that guys devote so much of their brain to remembering vital facts such as who was named MVP of th…
1144 …e that marijuana is very, very bad. Medical research has shown that people who use marijuana are m…
1201 There is hardly a man on earth who will take advice unless he is certain that it is positively bad.…
1207 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. <BR> -- P…
1208 Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. …
1261 My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey through life, is to take their h…
1270 Never go out with anyone who says he loves you more than his wife or girlfriend. <BR> -- William No…
1284 Never take a cross country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle. <BR> -- Jean Deuel
1287 Never trust anybody who says "trust me." Except just this once, of course. <BR> -- John Varley, (19…
1290 No matter who you are or what you plan to do, learn to type! <BR> -- Liz Smith, U.S. gossip column…
1297 Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. <BR> --…
1406 He who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. <BR> -- Voltaire (1694-1778), French autho…
1419 I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the d…
1429 Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. <BR> -- Oliver Herford
1461 When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? <BR> --…
1465 A dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. <BR> -- Roberts…
1485 People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. <BR> -- August…
1535 There are only two kinds of Chinese -- those who give bribes and those who take them. <BR> -- Russi…
1559 Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. <BR> -- Fred Allen (18…
1564 Committee -- a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. <BR> -- Milton Berle, (1908-2002), U.…
1577 There are some people who knock the pyramids because they don't have elevators. <BR> -- Jim Ferree …
1578 Those who do not complain are never pitied. <BR> -- Jane Austen (1775-1818), English author
1612 A critic is a legless man who teaches running. <BR> -- Channing Pollack, The Green Book
1613 A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. <BR> -- Kenneth Tynan, British theatre…
1624 They also swear who only stand and wait. <BR> -- Addison Mizner (1872-1933), U.S. resort architect
1627 … his wife (Deir el-Bahri Graffito No. 11, Dyn. 20) (What will happen to he who damages that Egypti…
1673 No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. <BR> -- William Burroughs (19…
1699 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoo…
1710 We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. <BR> -- Aneur…
1738 An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. <BR> -- Dylan Thomas (1914-195…
1766 People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. <BR> -- Ca…
1767 People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. <BR> -- Ann La…
1774 They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. <BR> -- Artemus Ward (1834-1867), "Moses the…
1799 I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example. <BR> -- Mick Miller, British comedian
1806 In all the four corners of the earth one of these three names is given to him who steals from his n…
1813 The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it. <BR> -- James Ag…
1815 The typical Englishman is a strong being who takes a cold bath in the morning and talks about it fo…
1843 I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. <BR> -- Chauncey Depew, (1834-…
1849 What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. <BR> --David Perry
1863 I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was able to reason. <BR> -- Plato (428-347 B.C.), The …
1868 …re are only two kinds of people who predict the [stock] market on a day-to-day basis. Those who do…
1916 Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. <BR> -- Wallace I…
1930 A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. <BR> -- Fr. Jerome Cummings
1931 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. <BR> -- Walter Winchell (18…
1939 I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much b…
1943 My best friend would be the man who blew my brains out with a pistol. <BR> -- Edgar Allan Poe (1804…
1952 Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you. <BR> -- Elbert Hubbard U.S. e…
1959 A gentleman is one who never strikes a woman without provocation. <BR> -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956),…
1960 A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. <BR> -- Lilian Day, Kiss and Tell
1976 There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. <BR> -- Cyril …
1987 …I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? <BR> -- Zsa …
2009 Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. <BR> -- L…
2021 Those who don't study the past will repeat its errors. Those who do study it will find some other w…
2023 A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards. <BR> -- Texas Guinan (1878-1933), U.S. bartender
2081 If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging? …
2098 The world is divided into people who do things -- and people who get the credit. <BR> -- Dwight Mor…
2099 …classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two class…
2102 We are only cave men who have lost their cave. <BR> -- Christopher Morley (1890-1957), U.S. editor/…
2114 He who laughs, lasts. <BR> -- Mary Pettibone Poole, writer, in A Glass Eye at a Keyhole, 1938
2119 A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. <BR> -- Robert Frost …
2123 He is no lawyer who cannot take sides. <BR> -- Charles Lamb (1775-1834), poet
2133 Lawyers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief. <BR> -- Franz Kafka (1884-19…
2139 …fficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything…
2140 When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart …
2234 It's the poor loser who finally loses out. <BR> -- Kin Hubbard (1868-1930), U.S. humorist
2259 If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? <BR> --Stanislaw J. Lec
2268 An ideal husband is one who treats his wife like a new car. <BR> -- Dan Bennett, U.S. columnist
2269 Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't u…
2277 He who lives without quarreling is a bachelor. <BR> -- St. Jerome (340-420)
2303 Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. <BR> -- St. Jerome (345-420), At…
2334 Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. <BR> -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), U.S. comedian
2355 A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. <BR> -- Carrie Snow, U.S. comed…
2380 A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. <BR> -- Olin Miller
2386 Beware of the man who praises women's liberation; he is about to quit his job. <BR> -- Erica Jong (…
2403 I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? <BR> -- Zsa Z…
2445 A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a p…
2446 Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. <BR> --attributed to Samuel Gold…
2449 Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to adm…
2467 A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich. <BR> -- John Jacob Astor II
2503 A mother who is really a mother is never free. <BR> -- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
2520 I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. <BR> -- Lily Tomlin…
2544 If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more th…
2548 It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a …
2561 The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves …
2576 Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. <BR> -- Bertrand Russe…
2582 To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. <BR> -- Bertran…
2593 If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. <B…
2602 Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. <BR> -- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
2629 The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. <BR> --…
2639 …they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who…
2642 One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. <BR> -- George …
2645 "Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates th…
2649 He who has never hoped can never despair. <BR> -- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
2655 Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not e…
2661 He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. <BR> -- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
2677 The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love…
2678 A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (…
2679 A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (188…
2680 A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who liv…
2681 A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
2686 An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it wil…
2695 … I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and …
2702 It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (…
2706 Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (1880 - …
2729 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happe…
2732 Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. <BR> …
2744 The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. <BR> -- Lau…
2753 Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 -…
2786 What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. <BR> -- Oscar W…
2792 It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. <BR> -- Oscar W…
2794 One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upo…
2797 Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who…
2819 Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. <BR> -- Ronald Reagan (1911 - …
2827 …l a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist…
2828 I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn the…
2863 I am not among those who fear the people. They, and not the rich, are our dependence for continued …
2881 Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of e…
2887 The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. …
2910 I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way arou…
2913 …ce is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember …
2934 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. <BR> -- Sir Winston Church…
2938 An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping it will eat him last. <BR> -- Sir Winston Church…
2950 …d easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he w…
2961 …on is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who…
2962 I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to of…
2967 I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his…
2978 An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 …
2984 I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child …
3031 It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know th…
3041 There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 -…
3049 A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. <BR> -- Fred Allen (1894-1956), U.…
3077 The specialist is one who never makes small mistakes while moving toward the grand fallacy. <BR> --…
3094 …loyees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough…
3101 Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer …
3125 I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer…
3129 …ou see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snow…
3151 It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own perso…
3164 People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with t…
3167 Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in Jan…
3170 Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is…
3173 Stuffwise we are not a lean operation. We're the kind of people who, if we were deciding what absol…
3200 There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3207 We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days …
3217 Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who r…
3218 A male chauvinist is a man who thinks that "harass" is two words. <BR> -- The proprietor, Ballandea…
3226 Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. <BR> -- Weiler's Law
3229 In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired. <BR>…
3274 The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong - unt…
3293 He who shouts loudest has the floor. <BR> -- Swipple Rule of Order
3294 The one who snores will fall asleep first. <BR> -- Bedfellow's Rule
3302 You never know who's right, but you always know who's in charge. <BR> -- Whistler's Law
3303 The client who pays the least complains the most. <BR> -- Drew's Law
3309 Some people manage by the book even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book. <B…
3330 There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. <BR> --…
3361 No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would. <BR> -- Evan's Law
3375 The wimp who made it through the elimination round on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee …
3394 People who can least afford to pay rent, pay rent. People who can most afford to pay rent, build up…
3430 The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. <BR> -- Jones…
3512 Nothing is important for the person who doesn't have to do it for themself. <BR> -- Weiler's Law
3558 …ut of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second…
3569 …se we stand behind it, we fixed it, because we built it. Nobody ever knows who built open-source s…
3572 …ft applications in the same way that a rope can be said to support someone who will be soon hanged…
3577 …d dice, discussing their imaginary lives as ax-wielding dwarves to anybody who would listen. <BR> …
3580 Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on the "leading edge" so bad they w…
3583 Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. <BR> -- Henry Spencer
3587 UNIX is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
3608 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
3610 A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
3619 All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
3620 All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
3625 An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
3649 Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
3688 Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
3697 Examine what is said, not who speaks.
3801 In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates?
3830 Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
3870 Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
3903 The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
3904 The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
3909 The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
3920 There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
3941 Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
3950 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
4049 It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. <BR> --Joan Rivers
4080 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoo…
4104 …ence of powerful authorities, they feel safer. <BR> --John Dean, on people who follow authoritaria…
4108 You must license the entire work, as a whole, under this License to anyone who comes into possessio…
4115 People who are great at something are not so much convinced of their own greatness as mystified at …
4119 Display the things that you value in yourself, and you will attract people who also value those thi…
4130 …e two kinds of people in this world: those who are intensely, obsessively, driven to have sex...an…
4137 … believed that we'd have a black, female Secretary of State, much less one who was a conservative …
4168 Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. <BR> -- …
4177 BSD is for people who love UNIX and Linux is for people who hate Windows.
4196 A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
4197 I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
4216 People who talk don't know, people who know don't talk.