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169 I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, Will this matter one year from now? How about one m…
317 Buy land. They've stopped making it. <BR> -- Mark Twain
342 Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you do judge him, you'll be a …
415 …e your tolerance is likely to affect your impression of how many beers you've drunk. <BR> -- The H…
417 The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made. <BR> …
593 Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
720 When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. <BR> -- Mae …
778 Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing …
785 …k in work today."<BR>HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."<BR>HIM: "O…
805 To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times. <…
830 Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and …
926 …Well, that looked kind of reasonable so I didn't say nothing against it. I've seen a frog lay most…
941 You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the st…
944 …og will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that! <B…
964 Every morning you should take a vitamin D pill, followed by an E, until you've spelled the healthfu…
972 I've determined that we have a worldwide exploding-thing epidemic on our hands, and until further n…
1024 …ks, you should not ask your mechanic how much it's going to cost until you've consumed 5.7 liters …
1268 Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've alrea…
1318 You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there…
1351 Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. <BR> -- Fred A…
1381 Americans always try to do the right thing -- after they've tried everything else. <BR> -- Winston …
1446 I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come…
1565 I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees. <BR> -- G.K. Ches…
1601 Wow! They've got the Internet on computers now! <BR> -- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
1615 Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but t…
1657 Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.. <BR> -- R. Geis
1712 Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicin…
1720 I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with …
1756 I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved. <BR> -- George Gobel(1919-1991), U.S. come…
1763 I've formed a new group called Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring anoth…
1764 I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. <BR> -- H.L.…
1787 You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. <BR> -- John Barrymore, (1882-1942), U.S.…
1795 Coke isn't habit-forming. I should know -- I've been using it for years. <BR> -- Tallulah Bankhead …
1800 I've never had any problems with drugs, only with policemen. <BR> -- Keith Richardson
1801 …ibbling, dithering, palsied pulseless lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in …
1827 We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? <BR> -- Lee Iacocca, (1924--)…
1902 I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. <BR> -- Totie Fields (-1978),…
1973 I don't believe in ghosts, but I've been afraid of them all my life. <BR> -- Charles A. Dana (1819-…
1978 Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. <BR> -- Ge…
1979 Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1…
1993 I've been on a calendar, but never on time. <BR> -- Marilyn Monroe, Look, 16 January 1962, US actre…
2001 We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up. <BR> -- S…
2044 The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. <BR> -- Jean Girado…
2072 I believe I've found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It's us. <BR> -- Konrad Lor…
2175 In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. <BR> -- Robert Frost (1…
2376 I've a grand memory for forgetting. <BR> -- Robert Louis Stevenson (1854-1894), English author
2507 I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. <BR> -- W.C. Fields (1880-1946), U.S.…
2644 …ess and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners. <BR> -- …
2985 I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. …
3026 D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've alw…
3137 I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me co…
3252 The Consumer Report on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase. <BR> -- Beryl…
3334 If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. <BR> --Arthur Kasspe
3357 When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you've finished with, you wil…
3367 The secret of success is sincerity... once you can fake that, you've got it made. <BR> -- Glyme's F…
3421 No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale som…
3536 …d a bomb scare. You see why the crew was frightened, they're British, they've never seen a toothbr…
4030 You know, I've read some of those fiction books. They just make stuff up!
4032 I've known many IT shops where the backups worked better than the restores.
4067 I've been aware of the time going by; they say in the end, it's the blink of an eye. <BR> --Jackson…
4079 You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you've got knives; shit happens. <BR> --Angelina Jolie, …
4137 …, I never would've believed that we'd have a black, female Secretary of State, much less one who w…