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14 What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
29 Confucius say... don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.
32 Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
40 Confucius say... man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.
55 You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's …
63 He who laughs last, didn't get it.
77 If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
83 The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
87 If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
107 Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. <BR> -- Oscar Levant
109 Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
111 Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
113 Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. <BR> -- Philip K. Dick
119 Don't be humble... you're not that great. <BR> -- Golda Meir
130 All of this is for nothing if we don't go to the stars. <BR> -- JMS, Babylon 5
150 All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
154 Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart…
159 If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives only the other person. <BR> -- Unknown
180 …ols in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it …
188 Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished. If you are alive, it isn't. <BR> -- Fra…
195 I couldn't wait for success... so I went ahead without it. <BR> -- Jonathan Winters
203 The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do th…
205 If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. <BR> -- Frank A. Clark
206 The most important things in life aren't things. <BR> -- Illinois First Christian Church
212 You can't run a society or cope with its problems if people are not held accountable for what they …
221 You can't test courage cautiously. <BR> -- Annie Dillard
229 We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. <BR> -- Will Rogers
234 Good luck is with the man who doesn't include it in his plan. <BR> -- Graffitti
243 We can't give our children the future, strive though we may to make it secure. But we can give them…
245 A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband. <BR> -- Anonymous
261 You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. <BR> -- Henry Ford
274 Power doesn't corrupt people. People corrupt power. <BR> -- Unknown
275 You live and learn. Or you don't live long. <BR> -- Robert A. Heinlein
290 We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. <BR> -- Anais Nin
296 Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. <BR> -- Dan Rather
306 The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. <BR> -- Peter F. Drucker
312 One of the many things Steve Jobs didn't know in those days was Cringely's Second Law, which I figu…
325 Water, taken in moderation, can't hurt anyone. <BR> -- Mark Twain
332 In Boston drivers don't even obey the laws of PHYSICS. <BR> -- Dave Barry
354 A lack of planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part.
364 Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live…
373 Lord Sandwich: Really, Mr. Wilkes, I don't know whether you'll die on the gallows or of the pox. Jo…
395 People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is putting up …
397 If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
398 Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
399 If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damned fool about it.
402 People don't make the same mistake twice -- they make it three times, four times, or five times.
405 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
407 There are three types of people in this world... those who can count and those who can't.
409 …l. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the devil, it wouldn't need an interpreter.…
422 Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well... I have others. <BR> -- Groucho Marx
424 If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
430 …pas toi qui va gagner. (If the game is to see who can be the biggest fool, don't count on winning.)
440 Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
443 I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
449 … bad news but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arr…
457 If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost... you can still call him vile names. <BR> --…
468 Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?…
480 …ce said at a meeting, "If economists wished to study the horse, they wouldn't go and look at horse…
482 There are three classes of people who don't think markets work; the Cubans, the North Koreans and a…
500 Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis Gr…
501 Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. <BR> -- Lewis Grizzard
528 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
534 …ter of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
541 Heroes and winners aren't the same thing.
548 …r clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. <BR>…
549 I asked Mum if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
551 I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
558 If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. <BR> -- Mark Twain
562 I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't co…
564 I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
573 Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes t…
581 Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. <BR> -- Will Rog…
583 Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
589 No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
590 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
620 There are 10 types of people in the country, those who understand binary and those who don't.
629 One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. <BR> -- George Carlin
630 Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? <BR> -- George Carlin
640 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
643 Don't be so humble - you are not that great. <BR> -- Golda Meir (1898-1978), to a visiting diplomat
645 The average person thinks he isn't. <BR> -- Father Larry Lorenzoni
659 If two things don't fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must …
670 The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't. <BR> -- Ernest R…
692 If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
697 You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. <BR> -- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
698 A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. <BR> -- Bill Cos…
700 I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. <BR> -- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
710 Why don't you write books people can read? <BR> -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James (1882-1941)
717 You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. <BR> -…
722 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. <BR> -- Woo…
731 Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. <BR> -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
741 We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. <BR> -- Decca Recording Company, rej…
767 I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. <BR> -- Rodin (1840-1917), when aske…
774 They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... <BR> -- General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
777 Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. <BR> -- Pancho Villa (1877-1923), last words
778 Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing …
779 …" Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a car…
786 Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance as if no …
788 You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to g…
796 You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.
807 I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. <BR> -- Mark Twain
809 A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. <BR> -- Mark Twain
812 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. <BR> -- Mark Twain
831 Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. …
839 Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. <BR> -- Mark Twain
842 …t a thing in itself -- it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant... And so, as soon …
848 I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody…
849 I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. <BR> -- Mark Twain
850 I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to pra…
857 …m loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them -- you can't help it; and then it…
858 Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't…
859 I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them tha…
872 I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. <BR> -- Mark Twain
877 … that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. <BR> -- Ma…
889 One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing ca…
896 Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat. <BR> -- Mark Twain
907 …. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is …
909 There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when…
917 …not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so. <BR> -- Mark Twa…
923 Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the on…
926 … the Moon could'a laid them; Well, that looked kind of reasonable so I didn't say nothing against …
928 …arred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read. <B…
937 Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction after all, has to make sense. <BR> -- Mark T…
941 You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the st…
943 Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in …
951 …ngredients into beer, they die horrible deaths by the millions. You shouldn't feel bad about this.…
957 The Third Amendment states that you don't have to quarter troops inside your house. "You troops are…
963 …nd work out every day. Of course, they're so busy getting fit that many don't even know where thei…
969 You can't just sit down and dash off a column that says: "The Middle East! Ha ha! What a bunch of …
981 A Health Reminder from the Bureau of Medical Alarm: Don't smoke or drink. Or eat. Or go outside. Or…
991 When I play Nintendo, the little man on the screen becomes highly suicidal. If he can't locate a ho…
1001 The British have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, be…
1013 For sheer hostility in a pet, you can't beat a parrot. I base this statement on a parrot I knew nam…
1017 There was a survey in which researchers asked tourists how come they didn't want to come back to Ne…
1037 …, heartfelt interest in: the 1978 World Series. Yes. The truth is, guys don't HAVE any sensitive i…
1043 I love to bowl. I even belong to a bowling team, the Pin Worms. How good are we? I don't wish to b…
1086 …eners in the world, both electric and manual, to become inoperable. But don't worry about Bill Gat…
1090 …s 19 years old. This will be some arbitrary number such as "8" or "10." Don't ask me "8" or "10" o…
1094 Experts suggest that if you don't know the answer on an SAT, you start by "weeding out" the answers…
1097 …mmencement address, I am reminded of a humorous story. Unfortunately, I can't tell it, because it'…
1123 I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at lea…
1133 …ecause they (the dogs) (also some of the scientists) are upset that the can't get up there and pee…
1138 The guy mind doesn't believe in medical care. Guys will generally not seek medical treatment, for t…
1148 …butions, contributions that are in no way diminished by the fact that I can't, offhand, think of w…
1158 Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
1166 Don't squat with your spurs on.
1167 If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
1169 Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
1175 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
1178 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a…
1183 When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know. …
1187 Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! <BR> -- Hammer, on Rennlist
1188 As folks might have suspected, not much survives except roaches, and they don't carry large enough …
1192 Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. <BR> -- Erica Jong (1…
1212 …such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't…
1214 Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind -- listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. <BR> -…
1220 Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbors. <BR> -- Ru…
1225 Don't be led astray into the paths of virtue. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1900), Irish writer
1226 Don't believe the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing -- it was here first. <BR> --…
1227 Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it. <BR> -- Paul Dickson, U.S. journalist/writer
1228 Don't borrow or lend, but if you must do one, lend. <BR> -- Josh Billings (1818-1885)
1229 Don't despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair. <BR> -- Franz Kafka (1884-1924), Diar…
1230 Don't do anything you wouldn't be willing to explain on television. <BR> -- Arjay Miller, Dean of S…
1231 Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. <BR> -- Don Herold, (1889-1966), U.S. humorist
1232 Don't jump on a man unless he's down. <BR> -- Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936), U.S. humorist
1233 Don't stay in bed... unless you can make money in bed. <BR> -- George Burns (1896-1996), U.S. comed…
1234 Don't stick your tongue out unless you intend to use it. <BR> -- David Lee Roth, (1954--), U.S. sin…
1235 Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. <BR> …
1236 Don't take yourself too seriously. And don't be too serious about not taking yourself too seriously…
1243 I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. <BR> -- Orson Welles, (…
1244 If called by a panther/Don't anther. <BR> -- Ogden Nash, (1902-1971), U.S. poet
1245 If it might break, don't go near it. <BR> -- Herbert Stein, (--1999), U.S. economist
1246 If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. <BR> -- Catherine A…
1249 If you want to get on in this world, make many promises, but don't keep them. <BR> -- Napoleon I, (…
1256 Know thyself -- but don't tell anyone. <BR> -- H.F. Henrichs
1257 Know thyself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. <BR…
1276 … give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray…
1285 Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is. <BR>…
1296 Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain. <BR> -- Mae West (1892-19…
1298 So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. <BR> -- Will Rog…
1303 The first and greatest commandment is: Don't let them scare you. <BR> -- Elmer Davis (1890-1958)
1317 You can't have everything. Where would you put it? <BR> -- Steven Wright, Omni, 1984
1318 You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there…
1322 Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. <BR> -- Satchel Paige,…
1325 Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. <BR> -- Billie Burke, (1884--), U.S.…
1329 As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. <BR> -- Carrie Fisher, (1956--), …
1331 Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. <BR> -- Anthony…
1333 How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? <BR> -- Leroy "Satchel" Paige, (1906-1982…
1340 If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. <BR>…
1353 Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. <BR> -- Maurice Chevalier (1888-1972,), New…
1356 The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. <BR> -- S…
1363 The young don't know what age is, and the old forget what youth was. <BR> -- Seumas MacManus, Irish…
1373 America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy -- and won't even cro…
1398 We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879-…
1415 Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower. <BR> -- Kin Hubbard (18…
1418 I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out an…
1419 …But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cle…
1423 …rs for every human being on earth. Does anybody want mine? I certainly don't. <BR> -- Chuck Bonner
1434 Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. <BR> -- Jeff Vald…
1435 Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. <BR> -- John S. Nichols
1438 I don't mind a cat, in its place. But its place is not in the middle of my back at 4 a.m. <BR> -- M…
1442 If cats could talk, they wouldn't. <BR> -- Nan Porter
1446 I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come…
1456 The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep. <BR> -- Woody All…
1465 A dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. <BR> -- Roberts…
1482 My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our…
1485 People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. <BR> -- August…
1494 You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupi…
1501 …ll not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? …
1507 In my own experience, anyone can paint if he doesn't have to. <BR> -- Beatrice Lillie (1898-1989), …
1508 It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly like other people. <BR> -- …
1515 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. <BR> -- Ch…
1544 In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it. <BR> -- Rex Reed, U.S. movie critic
1546 It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. <BR> -- Groucho Marx (1…
1551 New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make …
1561 Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public…
1568 A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. <BR> -- Kin Hubbard…
1572 Like everyone else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds. <BR> -- …
1574 I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. <BR> -- Joe Walsh (1947--), U.S. singer
1576 Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. <BR> -- Benny Hill (1924-199…
1577 There are some people who knock the pyramids because they don't have elevators. <BR> -- Jim Ferree …
1581 …parts you are reassembling were dissassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together ag…
1584 Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shel…
1585 Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to virgins. <BR> -- Robert Heinlein, (190…
1591 Men are like computers: I don't understand them, I just use them for my amusement. <BR> -- Holly Wa…
1592 …signed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either. <BR> -- Marv…
1593 One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a …
1605 I feel bad that I don't feel worse. <BR> -- Michael Frayn (1933--) English dramatist
1608 Constants aren't. <BR> -- John Peers
1610 …ng myself, I reply: because I have been wrong once, or several times, I don't intend to be wrong f…
1613 A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. <BR> -- Kenneth Tynan, British theatre…
1621 In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around. <BR> -- Ge…
1642 …dren chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a tele…
1646 …y those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if he d…
1660 Don't die. <BR> -- William Gaines, (1922-1992), U.S. publisher of MAD magazine
1670 I wouldn't mind dying -- it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. <…
1676 One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. <…
1681 Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me -- I quit." <BR> --Bill Maher, on Politica…
1687 We don't know life: how can we know death? <BR> -- Confucius (551-478 B.C.), Chinese philosopher
1691 You can't take it with you. You never see a U-Haul following a hearse. <BR> -- Ellen Glasgow (1874-…
1693 I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister…
1695 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. <BR>…
1705 Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. <BR> -- David Lloyd…
1717 I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood. <BR> -- Carolyn Green
1718 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
1720 I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with …
1722 Old wives don't die if they're getting alimony. <BR> -- David Brown
1731 … drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. <B…
1733 Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirte…
1738 An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. <BR> -- Dylan Thomas (1914-195…
1753 I don't have a drink problem except when I can't get one. <BR> -- Tom Waits, 1979, U.S. singer
1759 If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. <BR> -- Joe E. Louis, (1914-1981), U.S. comedian
1760 If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. <BR> -- Dean Martin, (1917-1995), U.S. singer
1763 I've formed a new group called Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring anoth…
1766 People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. <BR> -- Ca…
1770 The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those mee…
1787 You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. <BR> -- John Barrymore, (1882-1942), U.S.…
1795 Coke isn't habit-forming. I should know -- I've been using it for years. <BR> -- Tallulah Bankhead …
1796 Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in priso…
1798 I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. <BR> …
1799 I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example. <BR> -- Mick Miller, British comedian
1804 I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. …
1809 It takes some skill to spoil a breakfast -- even the English can't do it! <BR> -- J K Galbraith, (…
1810 …ce the serious people or whether the serious people produce the fogs, I don't know, but the whole …
1822 It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that ar…
1825 The environment is everything that isn't me. <BR> -- Albert Einstein,(1879-1955), scientist
1828 What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? <BR> -- Henry David …
1844 I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick. <BR> -- Abe Lemons, U.S. basketball coach
1849 What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. <BR> --David Perry
1853 There's no fool like an old fool -- you can't beat experience. <BR> -- Jacob Braude
1857 Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an a…
1859 Figure won't lie, but liars will figure. <BR> -- Gen. Charles H. Grosvenor (1833-1917), Ohio Re…
1862 I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. <BR> -- Paula Poundstone…
1868 …he [stock] market on a day-to-day basis. Those who don't know and those who don't know they don't …
1889 Coffee isn't my cup of tea. <BR> --attributed to Samuel Goldwyn (1884-1974), Hollywood movie produc…
1891 Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. <BR> -- Steve Burns
1894 I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.-- Katherine Cebrian
1895 I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. <B…
1896 I don't like to eat snails. I prefer fast food. <BR> -- Strange de Jim
1925 France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands, but you can't tear the toilet paper. <…
1939 I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much b…
1953 I have seen the future and it doesn't work. <BR> -- Robert Fulford, Canadian journalist
1961 Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a big unchivalrous. <BR> --…
1966 Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if t…
1969 The Germans are like women. You can scarcely ever fathom their depths -- they haven't any. <BR> -- …
1973 I don't believe in ghosts, but I've been afraid of them all my life. <BR> -- Charles A. Dana (1819-…
1983 I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. <BR> -- Flanne…
1984 I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. <BR> -- Marshall McLuhan (1911-1980), Canadian med…
1994 …atural phenomena, I am fascinated by my own personal appearance. This doesn't mean that I am pleas…
1996 People don't know my real self and they're not about to find out. <BR> -- Yul Brynner (1920-1985), …
1997 The trouble with me is I can't worry. Damn it, I try to worry, and I can't. <BR> -- Robert Benchley…
2002 You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long. <BR> -- Boris Yeltsin, (193…
2010 History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells "Can't you remember anything I told …
2019 The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here. <BR> -- Finley …
2021 Those who don't study the past will repeat its errors. Those who do study it will find some other w…
2025 Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business. Cheat. <BR> -- Ambrose Bierce (18…
2029 I can't tell a lie -- not even when I hear one. <BR> -- John Kendrick Bangs (1862-1922), writer
2039 Never tell a lie, but the truth you don't have to tell. <BR> -- George Safir
2060 There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse. <BR> -- Quentin …
2063 All that I care to know is that a man is a human being -- that is enough for me; he can't be any wo…
2065 Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. <BR> -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956), U.S. journalist
2073 …o believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of th…
2074 I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are, they must be using the earth as their …
2075 I don't know what a scoundrel is like, but I know what a respectable man is like, and it's enough t…
2077 I haven't much doubt that man sprang from the monkey, but where did the monkey spring from? <BR> -…
2078 I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. <BR> -- Charles M. Shulz, Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown, …
2080 If I didn't panic when I found out that I was a human being, I'm never going to. <BR> -- James Thur…
2090 Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it…
2091 People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--)…
2093 Such is the human race. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat. <BR…
2094 The average person thinks he isn't. <BR> -- Reverend Larry Lorenzoni, U.S. priest
2101 We are all on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. <BR> -- W. …
2109 Don't be so humble. You're not that great. <BR> -- Golde Meir, Prime Minister of Israel
2110 It ain't bragging if you really done it. <BR> -- Dizzy Dean (1911-1974), U.S. baseball player
2116 If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. <BR> -- Martin Luther (1483-15…
2127 If it weren't for the lawyers we wouldn't need them. <BR> -- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925), U.…
2139 …arred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read. <B…
2140 When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart …
2154 Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash. <BR> -- Rita…
2179 It's a grand life, if you don't tire. <BR> -- Gaelic proverb
2185 Life is a dream -- but don't wake me. <BR> -- Yiddish proverb
2197 Life is like a B-grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle, but you don't want to see it a…
2198 Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis G…
2206 Life is something to do when you can't get to sleeep. <BR> -- Fran Lebowitz (1950--), U.S. writer
2213 My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. <BR> -- Ashley Brilliant (1933--), U.S. …
2220 The things that I can't have I want,/And what I have seems second-rate,/The things I want to do I c…
2221 The times are not so bad as they seem; they couldn't be. <BR> -- Jay Franklin (1897--)
2226 Things aren't as bad as they seem. They are worse. <BR> -- Bill Press, U.S. columnist
2255 You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. <BR> -- Henny Youngman, (1906-1998), U.S. comed…
2256 Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. <BR> -- R. E. …
2263 We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? <BR> -- J…
2269 Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't u…
2273 Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. <BR> -- He…
2281 I can't mate in captivity. <BR> -- Gloria Steinem (1934--), U.S. activist
2291 If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. <BR> -- Anton Chekhov (1860-1904), Russian physician/…
2295 It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. <BR> -- Spike Milligan, (1918-2002),…
2301 Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. <BR> -- F. M. Knowles, A Chee…
2308 My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. <BR> -- Lee Trev…
2316 Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - arriage does. <BR> -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
2319 Take it from me -- marriage isn't a word -- it's a sentence. <BR> -- King Vidor, (1894-1982), U.S. …
2334 Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. <BR> -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), U.S. comedian
2339 I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. <BR> -- Gilda Radner, (1946-1989), U.S. comed…
2343 I liked things better when I didn't understand them. <BR> -- Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes" co…
2351 That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I…
2353 Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. <BR> -- Bill Watte…
2371 I don't know much about medicine, but I know what I like. <BR> -- S.J. Perelman (-1979), U.S screen…
2375 I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and -- I can't remember what the thir…
2380 A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. <BR> -- Olin Miller
2389 Don't accept rides from strange men -- and remember that all men are as strange as hell. <BR> -- Ro…
2404 If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks. <BR> -- Cynthia Nelms (1942-…
2406 If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the …
2418 Man puts woman on a pedestal so he won't have to look her in the eye. <BR> -- Marian Stewart
2425 …band forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten…
2439 The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. <BR> -- Margo Kaufman, U.S. wri…
2444 You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented de…
2457 I don't want to make the wrong mistake. <BR> -- Yogi Berra (1925--), U.S. baseball player
2458 I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterward. <BR>…
2461 If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. <BR> -- Marva Collins, U.S. teacher
2462 Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. <BR> -- Ma…
2468 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. <BR> -- Yogi Berra, U.S. baseball player
2477 If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. <BR> -- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976), U…
2481 It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. <BR> -- Alan …
2486 Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the prob…
2500 When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. <BR> -- Fr…
2509 Mother always said that honesty was the best policy, and money isn't everything. She was wrong abou…
2517 I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand. <B…
2521 If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then …
2522 If you feel like singing along -- don't. <BR> -- James Taylor, American singer
2529 The public doesn't want new music; the main thing it demands of a composer is that he be dead. <BR>…
2541 I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish peop…
2548 …with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go. <BR> -- Bertrand…
2593 If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. <B…
2601 …e roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nai…
2639 …'t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and loo…
2642 One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. <BR> -- George …
2644 We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well an…
2674 …llies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day. <BR>…
2678 A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (…
2695 …, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them. <…
2728 America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record ge…
2729 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happe…
2737 If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. <BR> -- Laurence J.…
2823 Don't be afraid to see what you see. <BR> -- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004), 40th president of USA
2826 Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children i…
2831 People don't start wars, governments do. <BR> -- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004), 40th president of USA
2845 I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. <BR> -- Rita Rudn…
2848 … fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something aroun…
2905 I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. <BR> -- Woody Allen…
2906 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. <BR>…
2911 If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say a…
2918 Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. <BR> -- W…
2932 The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. <BR> -- Woody Alle…
2933 It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. <BR> -- Woody Allen…
2934 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. <BR> -- Sir Winston Church…
2959 Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. <BR> -- Sir Wins…
2978 An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 …
2983 Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell …
2987 Nothing you can't spell will ever work. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
2992 The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's…
2999 We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. <BR> -- Will…
3000 Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3007 You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way…
3010 … a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like. <BR> -- Will R…
3011 I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1…
3012 See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3013 Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3035 Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present. <BR> -- W. Somer…
3045 Life isn't long enough for love and art. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3049 A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. <BR> -- Fred Allen (1894-1956), U.…
3091 I never had a chance this year. I can't drink like Lee Marvin, grunt like Rod Steiger, enunciate li…
3110 Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! …
3130 I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. <BR…
3148 …he condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, …
3162 Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3180 …rmed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each o…
3186 The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have ey…
3226 Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. <BR> -- Weiler's Law
3233 Variables won't; constants aren't. <BR> -- Osborne's Law
3247 The probablility of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to …
3248 Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. <BR> -- Green's Law
3260 Anything labelled NEW and/or IMPROVED isn't. <BR> -- Hershiser's First Rule
3261 If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.…
3265 If you buy some bananas before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If…
3272 1. If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work,…
3277 If you like it, and it fits, you can't afford it. <BR> -- Hadley's Third Law of Shopping
3278 If you like it, and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. <BR> -- Hadley's Second Law of Shopping
3279 If you like it, they don't have it in your size. <BR> -- Hadley's First Law of Shopping
3286 Envelopes which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them …
3298 You'll save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.…
3306 If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth doing. <BR> -- Mol…
3309 Some people manage by the book even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book. <B…
3313 If you can get to the faulty part you don't have the tool to get it off. <BR> -- Automotive Repair …
3314 Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. <BR> -- Murray's Rule
3320 Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you …
3321 You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damn foolproof. <BR> -- Naeser's Law
3322 A crisis is when you can't say 'let's forget the whole thing'. <BR> -- Ferguson's Precept
3328 If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost. <BR> -- Rune's Rule
3329 It won't work. <BR> -- Jenkinson's Law
3330 There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. <BR> --…
3343 You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it. <BR> -- Miller's Law
3348 What you don't do is always more important than what you do. <BR> -- Worker's Dilemma #2
3413 There's no time like the present to postpone what you don't want to do. <BR> -- Hecht's Fourth Law
3416 … vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. <BR> -- L…
3417 If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. <BR> -- Law of Shopping
3426 …eople some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool your Mum. <BR> …
3457 If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place. <BR> -- Campbell's Third Law of Auto…
3458 In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it. <BR> -- Collateral Corollary
3461 Everyone lies, but it doesn't matter, as nobody listens. <BR> -- Lieberman's Law
3463 If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it! <BR> -- Boling's Postulate
3464 If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. <BR> -- Devrie's Dile…
3468 A four hour staff meeting rarely accomplishes anything that a ten minute slap fight can't. <BR> -- …
3481 If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the …
3490 Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why, then do it. <BR> -- Longs T…
3498 Quit when you're still behind. When you're in a hole, don't dig. <BR> -- Salinger's Law
3509 Don't force it; get a larger hammer. <BR> -- Anthony's Law of Force
3512 Nothing is important for the person who doesn't have to do it for themself. <BR> -- Weiler's Law
3530 Caches aren't architecture, they're just optimization. <BR> -- Rob Pike
3551 …realized that Ctrl-Alt-Del was handled in the BIOS, I found that there aren't any. <BR> -- Richard…
3563 There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features…
3564 The WWW is exciting because Microsoft doesn't own it, and therefore, there's a tremendous amount of…
3571 …nally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of c…
3574 A UNIX signature isn't a return address, it's the ASCII equivalent of a black velvet clown painting…
3586 UNIX is like sex: If you don't know it, you don't miss is. But if you know it, you'll need it. <BR>…
3593 "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." <BR> -- George W. Bush
3603 A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't.
3613 A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
3614 According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
3638 Be good - and if you can't be good, be careful.
3639 Be good; if you can't be good, have fun.
3661 Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
3666 Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference.
3667 Don't be humble, you're not that great.
3668 Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
3669 Don't believe everything you think.
3670 Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
3671 Don't let yesterday take up to much of today.
3672 Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
3673 Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
3674 Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
3675 Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch.
3677 Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.
3686 Entropy isn't what it used to be.
3713 Friendly fire - isn't.
3718 Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in kansas anymore.
3726 Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
3729 Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
3735 I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
3736 I can't spell and beer doesn't help.
3737 I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
3738 I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!
3741 I have a strong will but a weak won't.
3757 If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.
3760 If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
3761 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
3762 If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
3763 If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
3764 If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
3765 If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
3766 If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
3767 If at first you don't succeed, try a shorter bungee.
3768 If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
3769 If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
3774 If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
3775 If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
3781 If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
3788 If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
3789 If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.
3792 If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
3795 If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
3814 Learn from my parent's mistake. Don't have kids!
3819 Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.
3833 Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
3839 Most people don't act stupid - it's the real thing.
3842 Never buy a car you can't push.
3869 Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
3870 Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
3877 Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off.
3882 Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
3897 The best things in life aren't things.
3919 The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
3920 There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
3930 This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't.
3945 Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
3953 We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
3955 Welcome what you can't avoid.
3972 When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
3991 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
3993 You don't have to explain something you never said.
3995 You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
4002 Don't test for errors that you can't handle.
4008 You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.
4017 Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
4022 This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. <BR> --Wolfgang Pauli
4038 Infertility is hereditary: if your parents didn't have any children, you won't either.
4041 There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. <BR> --Dr. Who
4049 It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. <BR> --Joan Rivers
4052 Heuristics are bug ridden by definition - if they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
4056 No no no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. <BR> --Buckaroo Banzai
4059 It isn't the stuff we don't know. It is the stuff we know that just ain't so. <BR> --Josh Billings
4062 The Microsoft tax isn't the money you pay them. It's the time you spend coping with their wretched …
4071 If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. <BR> --…
4088 Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a mill…
4096 I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one…
4120 Now I don't know, but I been told In the heat of the sun a man died of cold. Keep on coming or stan…
4121 Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefor…
4127 You said they couldn't swim. No. I said they aren't adapted for swimming. And they aren't. I see. I…
4129 T: One big monster, he called TROLL. He don't rock, and he don't roll; Drink no wine, and smoke no …
4146 …or should we just let the damn thing fall over and build a tower that doesn't suck? <BR> --Neal S…
4154 …eace and prosperity, and a highly entertaining sex scandal besides. It wasn't enough. Americans we…
4160 The badness scale (how bad you want it) 0. No way! 1. I don't really want it, I just like to think…
4166 I have long argued that the entertainment industry doesn't want people to have computers. Computers…
4172 I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present. <BR> -- W. Somer…
4175 …and asking, "Is it on?" If you're not getting porn in your system, it doesn't work. Activism is a …
4179 There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
4180 A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here". The Hi…
4182 …exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!" Newton smiles and says "You didn't find me, you found a…
4184 Entropy isn't what it used to be.
4192 …ar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here." He doesn't re…
4201 I'm reading about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
4205 PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
4209 I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
4216 People who talk don't know, people who know don't talk.