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5 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
34 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
39 There is one thing that all smart asses have in common... wise cracks.
40 Confucius say... man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.
47 Confucius say... it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
97 The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forev…
98 Do what you wish, as long as it harms no one. That includes yourself. <BR> -- Wiccan Creed
120 It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
138 With a rubber duck, one's never alone. <BR> -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
143 When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
169 I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, Will this matter one year from now? How about one m…
185 Life begets life. Energy begets energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. <BR> -- Sa…
204 Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almos…
245 A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband. <BR> -- Anonymous
258 If you cannot feed a hundred people, then feed just one. <BR> -- Mother Teresa
273 Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize the…
298 Doing an injury puts you below your enemy; revenging one makes you even with him; forgiving sets yo…
305 The difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways. <BR> -- Gene Hackman
312 …s didn't know in those days was Cringely's Second Law, which I figured out one afternoon with the …
321 In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one…
327 So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. <BR> -- B…
359 Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. <BR> -- Am…
370 Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricity goes in one directio…
390 One never knows, do one? <BR> -- Fats Waller
393 Two heads are more numerous than one.
409 I'm not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met…
414 The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. <BR> --…
431 Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
436 … only two theories about why one should argue with women. Through thorough field-testing, I have d…
446 …e.' When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, 'The one I feed the most.' …
469 …omplete or incomplete. As a rule it will be both incomplete and wrong, and one would do well to ke…
478 In America, anyone can become President. That's one of the risks we take. <BR> -- attributed to Adl…
527 Copy from one its plagiarism. Copy from two its research.
579 Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
580 Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
582 Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one!
588 No one would remember the good Samaritan if he had only good intentions. He had money as well. <BR>…
606 The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic!
642 …could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a…
646 One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly i…
654 …at you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. <…
655 I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins …
657 317 is a prime, not because we think so, or because our minds are shaped in one way rather than ano…
672 I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understa…
682 All for one; one for all. <BR> -- Alexander Dumas (1824-1895)
686 In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrat…
716 In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worsh…
720 When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. <BR> -- Mae …
765 After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. <BR> -- Cato …
768 Good teaching is one-forth preparation and three-fourths theater. <BR> -- Gail Godwin
769 Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. <BR> -- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
786 … the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance as if no one is watching. <BR> -…
799 …ith the under dog in the fight - this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one - this is business.…
807 I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. <BR> -- Mark Twain
821 …e dealt with later. Year 2 might reform 'w' spelling, so that 'which' and 'one' would take the sam…
822 A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a b…
825 Broad, wholesome, charitable views can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the …
830 Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and …
852 I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed. <BR> -- Mark Twain
855 If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, then we would have two mouths and only one ear. <B…
864 …led mind, covers himself... Man is the Animal that Blushes. He is the only one that does it -- or …
867 I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. <BR> -- Mark Twain
875 …It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head. <BR> -- Mar…
878 Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gath…
885 October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July…
886 Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the…
892 Put all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET. <BR> -- Mark Twain
900 The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. <BR> -- Mark Twain
905 The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he …
906 There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one -- keep from telling their happiness…
907 …because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a st…
916 …rwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. <BR> -- Mark Twain
930 …ove-lid again and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one either. <BR> -- Mar…
933 When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. <BR> -- Mark Twain
945 When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution an…
960 …e Express Lane, and you have more than one item of produce of the same biological type, you may co…
1003 … toaster ovens. The best way to handle this, as a tourist, is to remain on one side of the street …
1020 …dergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. The one time I did sit through one, it la…
1023 The First Rule of Car Buying is one that I learned long ago from my father, namely: Never buy any c…
1065 …schoolchildren should be forced to memorize before they are allowed to buy one more damn Pokemon c…
1074 … because the device was a pencil sharpener. Embarrassed, Edison vowed that one day he would invent…
1084 …, and an estimated 80 percent of the Etch-a-Sketches, will malfunction. In one way, this is good: …
1110 … . wait a minute . . . it's coming to me . . . your name contains at least one vowel. Am I right? …
1111 Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, …
1159 No one is listening until you make a mistake.
1174 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
1182 …each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he go…
1183 When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know. …
1228 Don't borrow or lend, but if you must do one, lend. <BR> -- Josh Billings (1818-1885)
1261 … to begin, in earnest, the journey through life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in …
1268 …'s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. <BR> -- El…
1302 The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. <BR> -- Napoleon Bonaparte, (1769-1821)
1305 There is one exception to the rule "Never eat at a restaurant called Mom's." If you're in a small t…
1313 When you cannot get a compliment by any other way pay yourself one. <BR> -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
1341 I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. <BR> -- Jennifer Unl…
1347 Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home ear…
1360 The muddle of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1900…
1368 When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. <BR> --…
1377 America is one long expectoration. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1900), Irish author
1378 America is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. <BR> -- Bobcat Goldthwaite, U.S. comedian
1389 …lime, but the men are not; the inventions are excellent, but the inventors one is sometimes ashame…
1392 No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. <BR> -- H.L. Mencken (1880…
1402 A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better. <BR> -- Cleveland Amory, U.S. critic & an…
1419 …s him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that se…
1421 No one can feel as hopeless as the owner of a sick goldfish. <BR> -- Kin Hubbard (1868-1930), U.S. …
1439 I love cats. I even think we have one at home. <BR> -- Edward Burlingame
1478 If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. <BR> -- Andy Rooney (1919-- ),…
1501 …u shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. …
1520 There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. <BR> -- Don Herold (1889-1966), U.S. humorist
1524 A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's …
1527 No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. <BR> -- Mignon …
1549 It's a city where everyone mutinies but no one deserts. <BR> -- Harry Hershfield, New York Times, 5…
1573 There is only one way to treat a cold, and that is with contempt. <BR> -- Sir William Osler (1849-1…
1590 Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produc…
1596 There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. <BR> -- J. H. Goldfuss
1653 …everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two,…
1665 I am one of those unfortunates to whom death is less hideous than explanations. <BR> -- D.B. Wyndha…
1673 No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. <BR> -- William Burroughs (19…
1674 On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. <BR> -…
1684 To die and to lose one's life are much the same thing. <BR> -- Irish proverb
1693 I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister…
1733 Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirte…
1746 Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. <BR> …
1753 I don't have a drink problem except when I can't get one. <BR> -- Tom Waits, 1979, U.S. singer
1776 Two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thi…
1803 …aught to boil all vegetables for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guest…
1806 In all the four corners of the earth one of these three names is given to him who steals from his n…
1807 In dealing with Englishmen, you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not b…
1816 There are in England sixty different religious sects and only one sauce. <BR> -- Caracciolo (died 1…
1865 It is now proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics…
1930 A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. <BR> -- Fr. Jerome Cummings
1931 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. <BR> -- Walter Winchell (18…
1946 One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. <BR> -- Heinrich Heine (1797-1856…
1956 The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. <BR> -- Dean Acheson (1893…
1958 …ch attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. <BR> -- Arthur J. …
1959 A gentleman is one who never strikes a woman without provocation. <BR> -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956),…
1960 A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. <BR> -- Lilian Day, Kiss and Tell
1974 I hate to spread rumors -- but what else can one do with them. <BR> -- Amanda Lear, model/singer, i…
1990 If I was two-faced, would I be using this one? <BR> -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), US President
2009 Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. <BR> -- L…
2011 History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history. <BR> -- Clarence Da…
2029 I can't tell a lie -- not even when I hear one. <BR> -- John Kendrick Bangs (1862-1922), writer
2033 If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. <BR> -- Ang…
2036 Make yourself an honest man and then you can be sure there is one rascal less in the world. <BR> --…
2041 Put all thine eggs in one basket and -- watch that basket. <BR> -- Mark Twain (1835-1910).
2070 Human beings were invented by water as a device of transporting itself from one place to another. <…
2076 I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. <BR> -- …
2092 People will buy anything that's one to a customer. <BR> -- Sinclair Lewis (1885-1951), U.S. novelist
2129 Lawyers and insurance agents deserve one another. <BR> -- Craig Vetter
2143 …e men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye touch not the burdens with one of your fingers. <B…
2148 It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. <BR> -- Jerome K. …
2196 Life is just one damned thing after another. <BR> -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915), U.S. editor/publis…
2204 Life is one long process of getting tired. <BR> -- Samuel Butler, 1912
2208 Life is too short to do anything for one's self that one can pay others to do for one. <BR> -- W. S…
2235 A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: …
2252 True love is like seeing ghosts: we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. <BR> -- Lo…
2268 An ideal husband is one who treats his wife like a new car. <BR> -- Dan Bennett, U.S. columnist
2274 Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. <BR> -- Erica Jong (1942--)
2275 By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll becom…
2279 I am too much interested in other men's wives to think of getting one of my own. <BR> -- George Moo…
2283 I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest …
2300 Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil. <BR> -- Menander (342-291 B…
2326 There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married ag…
2377 Lord Dudley was one of the most absent men I think I ever met in society. One day he met me in the …
2382 All men are forced into one of two categories; those with eleven fingers and those without. <BR> --…
2394 God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. <BR> -- Robin Williams…
2448 I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me…
2451 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of me…
2458 I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterward. <BR>…
2494 There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. <…
2515 …, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one. <BR> -- Hannah Mor…
2546 …at injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which …
2552 No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. <BR> -- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
2554 … very exceptional man. Yet the habit of passive acceptance is a disastrous one in later life. It c…
2562 The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays…
2565 There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast abo…
2568 This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly…
2573 Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality. <BR> -- Bertr…
2574 When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much mor…
2575 …one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more ne…
2586 We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice, and …
2589 …ot to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. <B…
2590 Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is…
2601 …writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I use…
2628 …more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. <BR> -- George Ber…
2630 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt th…
2641 Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one…
2669 This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; …
2671 There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. <BR> -- George Bernard Shaw …
2678 A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (…
2686 An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it wil…
2704 … to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own. <BR> …
2705 Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy.…
2706 Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (1880 - …
2709 …gely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should …
2713 The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other …
2714 The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. <…
2715 The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with anothe…
2719 The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundr…
2721 …orld turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse…
2723 Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party…
2733 Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter …
2762 I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afterno…
2767 Music makes one feel so romantic -- at least it always gets on one's nerves -- which is the same th…
2769 One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2770 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.…
2773 To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. <BR>…
2776 One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always…
2781 One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2787 The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly -- that is what each of us i…
2796 To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessn…
2805 …on sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistak…
2806 One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2811 There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right t…
2826 …one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must…
2860 Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled unde…
2862 Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of…
2867 I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another. <BR> -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), t…
2878 I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier fo…
2884 …and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one. <BR> -- Thomas Jef…
2885 …. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more appro…
2892 No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no one ever will. <BR> -- Thom…
2914 It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. <BR> -- Woody Allen …
2915 It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's ha…
2919 My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. <BR> -- Woody Allen (1935 - )
2934 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. <BR> -- Sir Winston Church…
2938 An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping it will eat him last. <BR> -- Sir Winston Church…
2947 It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at …
2951 One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do th…
2953 Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. <BR> -- Sir Wi…
2963 Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pr…
2978 An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 …
2995 There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. <BR> -- Will Rogers (…
3001 There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 …
3002 …itics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always l…
3009 Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3014 At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. <BR> --…
3020 There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. <BR> -- W. …
3024 Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind. <BR> -- W. Somerset Mau…
3029 I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thin…
3032 It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (187…
3033 It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be…
3036 Men seek but one thing in life -- their pleasure. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3041 There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 -…
3077 The specialist is one who never makes small mistakes while moving toward the grand fallacy. <BR> --…
3090 Remember, no one, when they are on their death-bed says "I wish I'd watched a little more TV". <BR>…
3102 Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: version…
3114 Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the mar…
3141 …ind that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know …
3150 …, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed …
3184 …ighting sparklers and signing their John Hancocks to the Declaration, with one prankster even goin…
3198 …cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. <BR> -- Da…
3213 What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another p…
3229 In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired. <BR>…
3231 There is always one more bug. <BR> -- Law of Cybernetic Entomology
3239 The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester. <BR> -- Sei…
3270 Most people deserve one another. <BR> -- Shirley's Law
3273 People will buy anything that's one to a customer. <BR> -- Lewis' Law
3281 If you miss one issue of a magazine it will be the issue which contained the article, story or inst…
3288 The one drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest. <BR> -- First Law of the Wo…
3294 The one who snores will fall asleep first. <BR> -- Bedfellow's Rule
3325 The one ingredient you make a special trip to the store to get will be the one your guest is allerg…
3333 The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the off…
3336 The one you want is never the one on sale. <BR> -- Bargain Basement Principle
3387 …s a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the…
3446 If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in. <…
3464 If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. <BR> -- Devrie's Dile…
3466 A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. <BR> -- Newton's Seventh Law
3469 The trouble with most jobs is the resemblance to being in a sled dog team. No one gets a change of …
3470 If there is more than one way in which a system can operate, it will usually operate the wrong way.…
3471 …aying positions of responsibility is inversely proportional to the size of one's bladder. <BR> -- …
3484 … made among alternate courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible. <BR> -- R…
3513 The simplest explanation of any phenomenon is usually the correct one. <BR> -- Occam's Theory
3534 … are dead and gone and the eulogy was delivered by Perl. <BR> -- Rob Pike (on one tool for one job)
3549 …ternet access to Web sites to monthly software subscriptions. They all had one thing in common: th…
3600 A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
3604 A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
3608 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
3618 All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
3649 Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
3709 For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
3757 If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.
3786 If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
3800 In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
3853 No-one suspects the butterfly!
3855 Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
3881 Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
3936 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
3957 What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
4029 When in doubt, hold onto your altitude. No one ever crashed into the sky.
4043 English has one inflected adjective: blond/blonde. <BR> --Bill Bryson
4088 Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a mill…
4096 I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one…
4101 If one gave me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them…
4112 Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take one down, and pass it …
4121 Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefor…
4124 We pray for one last landing On the globe that gave us birth; Let us rest our eyes on fleecy skies …
4137 …d've believed that we'd have a black, female Secretary of State, much less one who was a conservat…
4139 …ase pure virtual private destructor, and when was the last time you needed one? <BR> --Peter van …
4142 Two arbitrageurs are walking down the street. "Look!" exclaims one. "There's a $100 bill lying on t…
4156 …one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit…
4182 …d starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square …
4183 …only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
4185 Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have…
4186 Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
4189 A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything".