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92 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
98 Do what you wish, as long as it harms no one. That includes yourself. <BR> -- Wiccan Creed
152 A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
265 It is necessary for us to learn from others' mistakes. You will not live long enough to make them a…
275 You live and learn. Or you don't live long. <BR> -- Robert A. Heinlein
308 Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. <BR> -- R. A. Hein…
467 Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. <BR> -- Jack N…
472 The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pi…
488 …ar parts we like best, and that many well-intentioned measures may have a long train of unforeseea…
504 Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
598 Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
788 You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to g…
807 I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. <BR> -- Mark Twain
968 …ia recently found the remains of a primitive stone jockstrap. This goes a long way toward explaini…
969 …lumn that is thoughtful, insightful, profound, and - above all - 800 words long. <BR> -- Dave Barry
1020 … an opera. The one time I did sit through one, it lasted approximately as long as fourth grase and…
1023 The First Rule of Car Buying is one that I learned long ago from my father, namely: Never buy any c…
1063 …h decreed that if the colonists wanted to buy stamps, they had to wait in long lines at inconvenie…
1071 …Civil War, starring Clark Gable as Rhett Butler. America descended into a long, dark nightmare as …
1088 …her chapter will be added to the Star Wars legend with the release of the long-awaited new install…
1129 Contrary to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and…
1149 …t bear in mind that writer/director James Cameron spent nearly twice that long on the script for t…
1204 A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as …
1215 Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. <BR> -- Scottish Proverb
1255 It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back. <BR> -- Mick Jagger, (194…
1324 Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. <BR> -- Malcolm Crowley, age…
1326 All would live long, but none would be old. <BR> -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), Poor Richard (Se…
1339 If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. <BR> -- Eubie [Ja…
1368 When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. <BR> --…
1377 America is one long expectoration. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1900), Irish author
1417 I confess to you, I could never look long upon a monkey without very mortifying reflections. <BR> -…
1499 I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. <BR> …
1505 Art is long, and the talk about it is even longer. <BR> -- William J. Locke (1863--1930), English n…
1508 It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly like other people. <BR> -- …
1589 It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leader…
1617 I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. <BR> -- Noel Coward (1899-1973), English …
1656 Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. <BR> -- Rush Limb…
1686 We die only once, and for such a long time! <BR> -- Moliere (1622-1673), French playwright
1697 Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. <BR> -- Bill Cosby, Time Flies
1699 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoo…
1702 So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally…
1802 "English cooking? You just put things into boiling water and then take them out again after a long…
1924 You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. <BR> -- C.S. Lewis, (…
2002 You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long. <BR> -- Boris Yeltsin, (193…
2112 One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time. <BR> -- G.K. Chesterton …
2204 Life is one long process of getting tired. <BR> -- Samuel Butler, 1912
2308 My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. <BR> -- Lee Trev…
2448 …st and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might be…
2462 Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. <BR> -- Ma…
2517 I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand. <B…
2532 As watchful as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. <BR> -- Patrick Cusack
2545 …healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. …
2731 Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. <BR> -- Lau…
2749 A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2969 …; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vig…
3000 Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3004 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3045 Life isn't long enough for love and art. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3094 American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworkin…
3242 The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you…
3362 If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. <BR> -- Schmidt's Law
3421 No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale som…
3442 How long a minute is depends on which side of the Toilet Door you're on. <BR> -- Ballance's Law
3455 If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away If you throw it away, you will need it the …
3604 A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
3609 A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
3732 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
3793 If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
4033 It's not that your life is so short, it's just that you're dead for so long.
4046 Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present. <BR> --P. Steiner
4049 It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. <BR> --Joan Rivers
4080 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoo…
4137 … State, much less one who was a conservative warmonger, too. We've come a long way. <BR> --The Oni…
4166 I have long argued that the entertainment industry doesn't want people to have computers. Computers…