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89 Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!".
161 You need to learn to be happy by nature, because you'll seldom have the chance to be happy by circu…
277 Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there. <BR> -- Will Rogers
342 …e walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you do judge him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have hi…
373 Lord Sandwich: Really, Mr. Wilkes, I don't know whether you'll die on the gallows or of the pox. Jo…
405 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
475 The faster you run before slamming into the wall, the more fun you'll have on the way and the bette…
648 Give me a museum and I'll fill it. <BR> -- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
779 … in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where'…
792 You have to protect the privacy of the advice you get, or you'll never get the advice you need. <BR…
942 You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of …
1006 This fall, we'll be seeing a new, redesigned $20 bill. This is part of an anti-counterfeiting progr…
1034 …ger in the world today. Pick up almost any newspaper, and the odds are you'll get ink smeared all …
1098 Young people, you'll find that the things you learned in school will be vitally important to your s…
1238 Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. <BR> -- Will Rogers,…
1246 If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. <BR> -- Catherine A…
1311 Welcome thy neighbor to thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food. <BR> -- De…
1342 I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again! <BR> -- Casey Stengel, (1890-1975), U.S. baseb…
1347 Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home ear…
1361 The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. <BR> -- …
1488 Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job <BR> -- Franklin P. Jones (1853-1935), U.S. humorist
1527 No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. <BR> -- Mignon …
1646 …earts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their l…
1706 I'll give you a definite maybe. <BR> -- Samuel Goldwyn (1884-1974), U.S. film producer
1711 We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it. <BR> -- Lester B. Pearson (1897-1972), Canadian prim…
1718 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
1796 Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in priso…
2061 When Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner, then I'll clean the house. <BR> -- Roseanne Barr…
2236 …as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford -- but you'll take him anyway. <BR…
2275 By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll becom…
2307 My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a p…
2326 There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married ag…
2432 Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. <BR> -- Maureen Murphy
2490 That money talks/I'll not deny,/I heard it once;/It said, "Goodbye." <BR> -- Richard Armour (1906-…
2638 You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. <BR> -- George…
2742 Speak when you are angry -- and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. <BR> -- Laurence …
3211 We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty no…
3298 You'll save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.…
3323 If it was bad, it'll be back. <BR> -- Grelb's Law
3349 No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough. <BR> -- Worker's Dilemma
3362 If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. <BR> -- Schmidt's Law
3437 If you make Duck a l'Orange you'll be complimented on the peas. <BR> -- Law of the Kitchen
3460 If you park 6 blocks away, you'll find two spaces right outside the building. <BR> -- Lemar's Parki…
3463 If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it! <BR> -- Boling's Postulate
3490 Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why, then do it. <BR> -- Longs T…
3541 …will hear the voice of Satan? That's nothing! If you play it forward, it'll install Windows Vist…
3586 UNIX is like sex: If you don't know it, you don't miss is. But if you know it, you'll need it. <BR>…
3605 A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.
3641 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
3681 Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later).
3758 If a man tells a woman she's beautiful she'll overlook most of his other lies.
3780 If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
3890 Sure, when... - oink flap oink flap - well I'll be darned!
3915 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
4006 I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog too!
4122 We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere... and to everyone else out th…
4185 Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have…