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1 Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
31 Time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like bananas.
34 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
40 Confucius say... man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.
51 Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos.
55 You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's …
56 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
100 Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits f…
101 I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. <BR> …
163 Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it. <BR> -- Katherine Whiteh…
209 Courage is like love - it must have hope to nourish it. <BR> -- Napoleon Bonaparte
267 Lawyers on opposite sides of a case are like the two parts of shears; they cut what comes between t…
405 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
422 Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well... I have others. <BR> -- Groucho Marx
439 I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.
442 …like a fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on him and keep him…
458 …the vision... the more delightful we can imagine it to be. It is a little like the difference betw…
460 Information wants to be beer... or something like that. <BR> -- Anon.
472 …a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also …
474 …rom using resources now so that future generations can have them later is like asking the poor to …
488 …that we cannot build a desirable social order like a mosaic, by selecting whatever particular part…
500 Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis Gr…
526 Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. <BR> -- Confucius
535 Hating someone is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
554 If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
562 …listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home t…
567 In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
573 Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes t…
592 …gs we do not need, with money we do not have, to impress people we do not like. <BR> -- Patrick M.…
607 The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open!
708 Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to char…
720 When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. <BR> -- Mae …
721 I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog, without being expected to ta…
735 Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. <BR> -- Chuck Norris
741 We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. <BR> -- Decca Recording Company, rej…
746 Ideas are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring…
759 Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. <BR> -- Will…
777 Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. <BR> -- Pancho Villa (1877-1923), last words
778 Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing …
784 Women like silent men. They think they're listening. <BR> -- Marcel Archard
786 Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance as if no …
801 Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth. <BR> -- Mark Twain
806 …laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like anything. <BR> -- M…
830 Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and …
859 I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them tha…
870 It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it.…
890 Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.…
930 …of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits d…
932 …emember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all hav…
973 Spontaneous human combustion is when people, with no apperant cause, suddenly start burning like ca…
987 I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things…
989 …f-worth by mastering a complex, demanding task that makes his father look like a total goober. <BR…
990 …inexplicably hostile forces try to kill him; in other words, it's exactly like real life. <BR> -- …
998 …ing was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to oper…
1026 It is at times like this that we should remember the words of President John F. Kennedy, who, in hi…
1037 … psyche, beneath that macho exterior and the endless droning about things like the 1978 World Seri…
1070 … steam engine aboard a ship called the Clermont. Needless to say, it sank like an anvil, thus conf…
1088 Star Wars has become an important and cherished part of our shared cultural heritage, like Starbuck…
1102 …s. That's right: The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire, e…
1122 …ential to remember that, deep down inside, they are biological creatures, like jellyfish or trees,…
1128 …eady aggressive nature, which could be why boys spend so much time acting like what trained profes…
1149 …wiches, for the better part of the last 35 minutes. I realize that sounds like a lot of work, but …
1158 Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
1160 Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
1173 Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
1190 Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. <BR> -- Josh Billings (…
1191 Advice is like kissing: It costs nothing and it's a pleasant thing to do. <BR> -- George Bernard Sh…
1331 Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. <BR> -- Anthony…
1345 It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. <BR> -- Calvin
1351 Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. <BR> -- Fred A…
1396 The Americans, like the English, probably make love worse than any other race. <BR> -- Walt Whitman…
1418 I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out an…
1430 Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything…
1446 …listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home t…
1471 Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. <BR> --…
1500 I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. <BR> -- Winston S. …
1508 It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly like other people. <BR> -- …
1555 Omaha is a little like Newark -- without Newark's glamour. <BR> -- Joan Rivers (1939--) U.S. comedi…
1579 A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. <BR> -- Joseph Campbell …
1591 Men are like computers: I don't understand them, I just use them for my amusement. <BR> -- Holly Wa…
1595 The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swi…
1599 Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-…
1615 Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but t…
1640 May his stomach churn like a music box. <BR> -- Jewish proverb
1688 When I die, I'd like to be scattered over my hometown. But not, like, cremated or anything. <BR> --…
1714 Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. <BR> -- Louis Saffan
1718 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
1737 American beer is a lot like making love in a row boat -- It's f**king close to water! <BR> -- Eric…
1738 An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. <BR> -- Dylan Thomas (1914-195…
1748 Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before the Prohibition. <BR> -- Ring Lardner …
1759 If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. <BR> -- Joe E. Louis, (1914-1981), U.S. comedian
1763 I've formed a new group called Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring anoth…
1766 People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. <BR> -- Ca…
1778 What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. <BR> -- Diogenes the Cynic, 4th cen. B.C.…
1799 I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example. <BR> -- Mick Miller, British comedian
1853 There's no fool like an old fool -- you can't beat experience. <BR> -- Jacob Braude
1890 Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon, or not all. <BR> -- Harriet Van Horne…
1891 Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. <BR> -- Steve Burns
1895 I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. <B…
1896 I don't like to eat snails. I prefer fast food. <BR> -- Strange de Jim
1912 Research tells us that 14 out of any 10 individuals like chocolate. <BR> -- Sandra Boynton, Chocola…
1969 The Germans are like women. You can scarcely ever fathom their depths -- they haven't any. <BR> -- …
2009 Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. <BR> -- L…
2016 It's futile to talk much about the past -- something like trying to make birth control retroactive.…
2050 Truth is like a well-known whore. Everyone knows her, but it is embarrassing to encounter her on th…
2075 I don't know what a scoundrel is like, but I know what a respectable man is like, and it's enough t…
2091 People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--)…
2105 Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this -- that you are dreadfully like other people. <BR> -- …
2118 A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. <BR> -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1…
2121 …tered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers? …
2125 I always figured that being a good robber was like being a good lawyer. <BR> -- Willie Sutton, (190…
2128 Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. <BR> -- Otto von Bismarck (1815-18…
2170 Be careful how you interpret the world; it is like that. <BR> -- Erich Heller, U.S. literary critic
2176 In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. <BR> -- Paul …
2197 Life is like a B-grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle, but you don't want to see it a…
2198 Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis G…
2199 Life is like a scrambled egg. <BR> -- Don Marquis (1878-1937), "Frustration"
2200 Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. <BR> -- Charles M. Schulz (1922-…
2201 Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. <BR…
2212 Living is like licking honey off a thorn. <BR> -- Louis Adamic (1899-1951), U.S. novelist/journalist
2232 Our American professors like their literature clean and cold and pure and very dead. <BR> -- Sincla…
2236 …ers, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford -- b…
2245 Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. <BR> -- Mary Roberts Rinehart…
2248 Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. <BR> -- Judith Viorst, (1931--), U.S. poet
2252 True love is like seeing ghosts: we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. <BR> -- Lo…
2257 I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. <BR> -- William H. Mauldin (1921--), U.S. cartooni…
2263 We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? <BR> -- J…
2266 A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. <BR> -- Grace Hansen
2268 An ideal husband is one who treats his wife like a new car. <BR> -- Dan Bennett, U.S. columnist
2302 Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. <BR> -- G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936), English writer
2304 Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. <BR> -- Irwin C…
2332 …cles of society. Wives can rarely, if ever, be traded for anything useful like a set of golf clubs…
2355 A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. <BR> -- Carrie Snow, U.S. comed…
2371 I don't know much about medicine, but I know what I like. <BR> -- S.J. Perelman (-1979), U.S screen…
2381 A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. <BR> -- Flo Kennedy (1916-2000), political …
2384 Beauty, like male ballet dancers, makes some men afraid. <BR> -- Mordecai Richler (1931--), Canadia…
2392 Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. <BR>…
2396 Growing up white and male in this society is like swimming in a salt lake -- no matter how rotten y…
2397 He took misfortune like a man -- blamed it on his wife. <BR> -- Brigid De Vine
2400 I like men to behave like men. I like them strong and childish. <BR> -- Francoise Sagan (1935--), F…
2401 I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. <BR> -- Mae West (1892-1980), U.S. actress
2422 Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. <BR> -- Chuck Norris, (1940…
2425 Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the…
2433 Talking with a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point. <BR> -…
2438 The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. <BR> -- Madame de Stael (1766-1817), French woman of l…
2464 Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1900), Irish p…
2511 Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. <BR> -- Norman Douglas (1868-1952), British wri…
2515 Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that …
2522 If you feel like singing along -- don't. <BR> -- James Taylor, American singer
2528 The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes. <BR> -- Sir Thomas Bee…
2535 It's pretty safe to assume the contemporary BMWs will depreciate like school milk. <BR> -- Patrick …
2550 …, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. …
2576 Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. <BR> -- Bertrand Russe…
2585 … is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer d…
2663 Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. <BR> -- George Bernard S…
2696 In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with…
2705 …emselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virt…
2715 The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with anothe…
2727 Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2747 Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. <BR> -- Laurence …
2759 I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. <BR> -- Oscar…
2765 Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2789 Vile deeds like poison weeds bloom well in prison air, it is only what is good in man, that wastes …
2796 To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessn…
2804 I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything e…
2826 …t years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United State…
2871 Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil …
2880 In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. <BR> -- Tho…
2897 Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the cove…
2952 Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. <BR> -- Sir Winst…
2961 … unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like…
3010 …ery interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like. <BR> -- Will Roger…
3013 Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3037 Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. <BR> --…
3054 …ds that most of them be engaged in the most frivolous possible activities like making money. <BR> …
3065 People dont actually read newspapers. They step into them every morning like a hot bath. <BR> -- Ma…
3083 Food for the mind is like food for the body: the inputs are never the same as the outputs. <BR> -- …
3091 I never had a chance this year. I can't drink like Lee Marvin, grunt like Rod Steiger, enunciate li…
3092 A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic ex…
3110 Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! …
3111 Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3132 …bility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. <BR> -- …
3159 … classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like "Heave" and "Squatt…
3161 Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading…
3193 …ng, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3194 …men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. <BR> …
3195 The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3213 What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another p…
3261 If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.…
3276 If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it. <BR> -- …
3277 If you like it, and it fits, you can't afford it. <BR> -- Hadley's Third Law of Shopping
3278 If you like it, and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. <BR> -- Hadley's Second Law of Shopping
3279 If you like it, they don't have it in your size. <BR> -- Hadley's First Law of Shopping
3413 There's no time like the present to postpone what you don't want to do. <BR> -- Hecht's Fourth Law
3417 If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. <BR> -- Law of Shopping
3538 A bachelor is like a new detergent, works fast and leaves no ring. <BR> -- Terry Canterbury
3547 In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then how come people can sell Mi…
3558 The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a…
3562 …like an ordinary eighteenth-century piece of farm equipment -- say, a wheelbarrow. He operates wit…
3574 …ectangle of carets surrounding a quote from a literary giant of weeniedom like Heinlein or Dr. Who.
3580 Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on the "leading edge" so bad they w…
3585 UNIX is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! Yo…
3586 UNIX is like sex: If you don't know it, you don't miss is. But if you know it, you'll need it. <BR>…
3598 A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
3610 A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
3716 Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
3729 Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
3742 I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
3777 If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
3802 In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man.
3807 It's like deja vu all over again.
3856 Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
3910 The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
3924 There is no time like the pleasant.
3925 There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
3987 Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
4046 Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present. <BR> --P. Steiner
4069 The struggling for knowledge has a pleasure in it like that of wrestling with a fine woman. <BR> --…
4077 Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it sh…
4160 The badness scale (how bad you want it) 0. No way! 1. I don't really want it, I just like to think…
4162 Say introduces a report of what someone said; like introduces a performance of it - a question of s…
4175 …tivism. Porn is a weak test for the success of participatory media - it's like tapping a mike and …
4209 I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.