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13 What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
26 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
34 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
37 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
38 Confucius say... who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
63 He who laughs last, didn't get it.
111 Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
154 …urt, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
163 Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it. <BR> -- Katherine Whiteh…
164 Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
277 Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there. <BR> -- Will Rogers
385 The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit.
397 If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
401 If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
403 Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. Following the rules will not get the…
404 …t they usually ask, "How would Clint Eastwood handle this?" It never helps get the job done any fa…
405 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
444 It's all just 1's and 0's. You just have to get them in the right order.
467 Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. <BR> -- Jack N…
487 … greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. However, I am going to get out of bed in a few…
528 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
535 Hating someone is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
587 Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
602 Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sid…
614 The older I get, the older old is.
627 How do they get the koalas to cross at those road signs?
639 When the judge said, "joint custody," I assumed I was gonna get to keep the papers and the stash, b…
692 If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
714 The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
717 You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. <BR> -…
724 You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (excepting Alice). <BR> -- Arlo Guthrie
758 You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. <BR> -- Al Capone …
792 You have to protect the privacy of the advice you get, or you'll never get the advice you need. <BR…
804 Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied. <BR> -- …
828 Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. <BR> -- Mark Twain
842 …rce of the contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh. <B…
848 I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody…
857 …em -- you can't help it; and then it will take you the rest of the book to get them out of the nat…
870 It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it.…
882 Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. <BR> -- Mark Twain
930 We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there; lest…
959 …crime, you have the right to a trial before a jury of people too stupid to get out of jury. <BR> -…
980 …mes via artificial insemination, which means they (the scientists) have to get hold of some falcon…
987 …ke "Howdy, folks!" and actually seem to mean it. You wonder: Where do they get these people? My g…
991 … the screen becomes highly suicidal. If he can't locate a hostile force to get killed by, he will …
993 …at out myslef and get everyone killed, we returned home to spend a carefree evening washing our hu…
996 …s no wind to make the ship lean over, thus allowing water to splash in and get all the clothes wet…
1013 …Q of 260 and figured out early in life that if he talked to people, they'd get close enough so he …
1027 …uction Contest, proving once againthat when the American people decide to "get involved" in a prob…
1034 … in the world today. Pick up almost any newspaper, and the odds are you'll get ink smeared all ove…
1101 I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a go…
1104 Guys do not get enough credit for being domestic. This is because the people who give OUT the credi…
1133 …use they (the dogs) (also some of the scientists) are upset that the can't get up there and pee on…
1147 … the frontiers of human knowledge. We humans do not need to leave Earth to get to go to a hostile,…
1177 We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
1219 Blame someone else and get on with your life. <BR> -- Alan Woods
1238 Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. <BR> -- Will Rogers,…
1249 If you want to get on in this world, make many promises, but don't keep them. <BR> -- Napoleon I, (…
1255 It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back. <BR> -- Mick Jagger, (194…
1268 Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've alrea…
1304 …signated driver program, is that it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing i…
1313 When you cannot get a compliment by any other way pay yourself one. <BR> -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
1318 You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there…
1328 As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes get longer. <BR> -- Robert Quillen, U.S.…
1329 As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. <BR> -- Carrie Fisher, (1956--), …
1347 Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home ear…
1365 Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. <BR> -- …
1368 When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. <BR> --…
1374 America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.…
1391 …cent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. …
1398 We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879-…
1416 Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would …
1434 Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. <BR> -- Jeff Vald…
1437 Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. <BR> -- Mary Bly
1456 The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep. <BR> -- Woody All…
1499 I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. <BR> …
1539 When I go abroad, I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from. <…
1540 How did Buffalo get its start? They cloned Cleveland. <BR> -- Mark Russell, U.S. humorist
1581 …ts you are reassembling were dissassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again…
1641 May she marry a ghost and bear him a kitten, and may the high king of glory permit it to get mange.…
1650 If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well dance with it. <BR> -- George Bernard…
1664 Glorious Destinies get you Glorious Funerals. <BR> -- Mercedes Lackey, Winds of Fury, 8/93
1676 One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. <…
1700 If Senator Donovan can get resurrection into the death penalty, I might be willing to give it a sec…
1710 We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. <BR> -- Aneur…
1718 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. <BR…
1723 One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. <BR> -- Robert Byrne
1733 Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirte…
1753 I don't have a drink problem except when I can't get one. <BR> -- Tom Waits, 1979, U.S. singer
1798 I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. <BR> …
1833 …of angry hypertension; a Dane, he will shoot himself; an American, he will get drunk, shoot you, t…
1843 I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. <BR> -- Chauncey Depew, (1834-…
1878 If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. <BR> -- George Wi…
1922 Where do you go to get anorexia? <BR> -- Shelley Winters, (1920--), U.S. actress
1924 You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. <BR> -- C.S. Lewis, (…
1947 Sometimes I get the feeling that the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not tru…
1962 Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get. <BR> -- Don Herold (1889-1966), U.S. humorist
2055 When you deal with your brother, be pleasant, but get a witness. <BR> -- Hesiod, Works and Ways, 8t…
2060 There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse. <BR> -- Quentin …
2062 All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it. <BR> -- Lord Mancroft (1914--), Bri…
2090 Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it…
2098 The world is divided into people who do things -- and people who get the credit. <BR> -- Dwight Mor…
2104 What keeps people apart is their inability to get together. <BR> -- Mayor Richard J. Daley of Chica…
2140 …ting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. <…
2206 Life is something to do when you can't get to sleeep. <BR> -- Fran Lebowitz (1950--), U.S. writer
2224 There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. <BR…
2245 Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. <BR> -- Mary Roberts Rinehart…
2251 True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears check…
2266 A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. <BR> -- Grace Hansen
2271 Archaelogists make the best husbands. The older you get, the more they're interested. <BR> -- Agath…
2275 By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll becom…
2307 My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a p…
2322 The only good husbands stay bachelors; they're too considerate to get married. <BR> -- Finley Peter…
2326 There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married ag…
2377 …nd invited me to meet myself. 'Dine with me today; dine with me and I will get Sydney Smith to mee…
2391 Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of th…
2432 Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. <BR> -- Maureen Murphy
2471 Get what you can and keep what you have. That's the way to get rich. <BR> -- Scots proverb
2480 If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. <BR> -- Sir James Goldsmith, (-1997), corporate raider
2489 Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. <BR> -- R…
2620 If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. <BR> -- George Bernard…
2635 There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. <BR…
2639 … are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get…
2663 Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. <BR> -- George Bernard S…
2688 Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and h…
2732 Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. <BR> …
2809 The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with…
2812 To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be re…
2851 Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how r…
2898 …God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. <BR> -…
2923 The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get …
2932 The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. <BR> -- Woody Alle…
2940 …-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the j…
2957 We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. <BR> -- Sir Winston Churchill (187…
2998 We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. <BR> -- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
3016 It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3017 It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it…
3048 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3096 …entury, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came u…
3100 … even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated i…
3131 I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nur…
3157 Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hambur…
3162 Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3222 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. <BR> -- The Law of Reality
3254 If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination and the other …
3257 If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other…
3301 Never make a decision you can get someone else to make. <BR> -- Pfeifer's Principle
3313 If you can get to the faulty part you don't have the tool to get it off. <BR> -- Automotive Repair …
3317 You get the most of what you need the least. <BR> -- Law of Gifts
3319 …an, something else must become dirty. <BR> -- Imbesi's Law ... but you can get everything dirty wi…
3325 The one ingredient you make a special trip to the store to get will be the one your guest is allerg…
3351 Its easier to get forgiveness than ask permission. <BR> -- Stewarts Law of Retroaction
3363 Things get worse before they get better. Who said things would get better? <BR> -- Ehrman's Commen…
3423 <BR> -- First Law of Travel It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
3425 A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking. <BR> -- Matz's Maxim
3433 The mountain gets steeper as you get closer. <BR> -- Michael's Climbing Rule
3458 In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it. <BR> -- Collateral Corollary
3462 When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. <BR> -- Kovac's Conundrum
3463 If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it! <BR> -- Boling's Postulate
3489 If you dont know where you're going, any road will get you there. <BR> -- Daniel's Theory
3509 Don't force it; get a larger hammer. <BR> -- Anthony's Law of Force
3516 Things get worse under pressure. <BR> -- Murphys Law of Thermodynamics
3578 Unix? You can get a less powerful system, but it will cost you more.
3592 "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." <BR>…
3605 A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.
3674 Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
3720 Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
3757 If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.
3780 If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
3792 If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
3804 It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
3845 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3860 Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
3885 Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
3892 Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.
3956 What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3999 When in doubt, get a bigger hammer.
4000 Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
4006 I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog too!
4010 Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.
4012 The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.
4021 The faster we go, the rounder we get. <BR> --The Grateful Dead
4035 The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. <BR> --Abbie Hoffman
4068 Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. <BR>…
4071 If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. <BR> --…
4135 I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits. If I'm not there I know I…
4175 Any sufficiently advanced read/write technology will get used for two purposes: pornography and act…
4178 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
4212 When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.