Lines Matching refs:day

55 You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's …
169 …lf, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day? <BR> -- Unknown
419 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
435 …nt way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day. <BR> -- T. Pratche…
455 Thought for the day: When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown; but it takes only 4 mus…
458 …fference between meeting a woman by candlelight... and seeing her the next day at the beach. The f…
523 Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
526 Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. <BR> -- Confucius
641 …ive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & dri…
704 Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. <BR> -- Proverb
883 Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. <BR> -- Mark Twain
928 …ts efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anyt…
961 …ferson had written, at least the part that they read, and on the following day, October 8th, the n…
962 …in Mexico featuring a calander so advanced that it can still, to this very day, tell you where var…
963 Today's top executives eat teeny meals and run 10 miles and play tennis and work out every day. Of …
996 …equired by maritime law to throw your clothes overboard a couple of times a day. <BR> -- Dave Barry
1048 January 1, 1000, was the historic day that humanity celebrated the dawn of our current millennium. …
1055 …", and who gave us a priceless legacy of famous phrases that, to this very day, are pretty much in…
1057 …hen the logarithm was invented by Scottish mathematician John Napier. Some day, when time travel i…
1058 …tion to include grapefruit, but the basic concept remains unchanged to this day. <BR> -- Dave Barry
1074 …ause the device was a pencil sharpener. Embarrassed, Edison vowed that one day he would invent an …
1184 …s, and set about its holy work in earnest. She worked hard at it night and day during nine centuri…
1274 Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. <BR> -- Harry S. Truman (1884-1972), U.S. President
1296 Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain. <BR> -- Mae West (1892-19…
1341 I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. <BR> -- Jennifer Unl…
1615 Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but t…
1637 May every day of it be wet for ye. <BR> -- Saint Patrick of Oreland
1668 I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. <BR> …
1672 My prayer to the Lord every day, is this -- I have been a great sinner. I do not deserve Heaven. Le…
1730 A drink a day keeps the shrink away. <BR> -- Edward Abbey, 1927-1989, U.S. writer
1815 …ho takes a cold bath in the morning and talks about it for the rest of the day. <BR> -- Ellen Cice…
1868 There are only two kinds of people who predict the [stock] market on a day-to-day basis. Those who …
1917 The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. <BR> -- …
1928 The trouble with the French is that they sit around twenty-four hours a day talking French. <BR> --…
1956 The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. <BR> -- Dean Acheson (1893…
2053 What a lot of people are saving for a rainy day is somebody else's umbrella. <BR> -- Caroline Clark…
2059 Only a fool would make the bed every day. <BR> -- Nancy Spain
2139 …ts efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anyt…
2169 Any idiot can face a crisis -- it's this day-to-day living that wears you out. <BR> -- Anton Chekho…
2172 I wept when I was born and every day explains why. <BR> -- Spanish proverb
2366 One of the best-kept medical secrets of our day: Everything gives white mice cancer. <BR> -- Marvin…
2377 Lord Dudley was one of the most absent men I think I ever met in society. One day he met me in the …
2391 Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of th…
2406 …, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little n…
2585 …loud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day. <BR> -- Bertrand R…
2674 …fficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day. <BR> -- George Ber…
2705 Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy.…
2766 Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that pass…
2826 …st be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our s…
2847 Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. <BR> -- Rita Rud…
2848 My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and…
2871 … oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day. <BR> -- Thomas Jef…
2940 Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you …
2970 One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war …
2995 There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. <BR> -- Will Rogers (…
3016 It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3271 All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off. <BR> -- Yeager's Law
3333 The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the off…
3371 The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick. <BR> -- Martial …
3455 …ugh, you can throw it away If you throw it away, you will need it the next day. <BR> -- Law of Own…
3501 A collision at sea can ruin your entire day. <BR> -- Horwitz's First Law of the Admiralty
3548 …reason at regular intervals and need to be re-started from scratch twice a day but will neverthele…
3579 … that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the message-of-the-day telling users to cl…
3597 A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
3598 A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
3636 Bald guys never have a bad hair day.
3705 Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
3937 Today is the first day of the rest of this mess.
4074 …rog first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.