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243 We can't give our children the future, strive though we may to make it secure. But we can give them…
598 Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
599 If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
609 The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children, elderly, sick, needy and hand…
793 You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to …
984 Dave's Safety Precautions: (1) Never keep three-year-old children around the house. (2) If you do, …
998 …arent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctiv…
1101 I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a go…
1207 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. <BR> -- P…
1242 Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. <BR> -- Rita Rudner, …
1357 The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime. <BR> -- Shannon …
1483 Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy …
1569 A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the c…
1633 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. <BR> -- Psalms 109:9
1642 May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hil…
1728 Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" …
1742 Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. <BR> -- Steve A…
1788 A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. <BR> …
2132 Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. <BR> -- Charles Lamb (1775-1834)
2211 Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way aro…
2230 Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way aro…
2294 It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too.…
2596 The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out o…
2633 Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. <BR> -- George Bernard Shaw (1856…
2652 …n, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children. <BR> -- George B…
2673 The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. <BR>…
2826 …children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the sa…
2841 …children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step…
2852 When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' …
3026 …en worth it, ay, worth it a hundred times I say when I look round at my children. <BR> -- W. Somer…
3610 A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
3654 Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
3939 Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
4010 Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.
4038 Infertility is hereditary: if your parents didn't have any children, you won't either.
4130 …ly, obsessively, driven to have sex...and those who are not. We are all children of the first kind.
4143 … good enough for our Lord Jesus Christ, it's good enough for our school children." <BR> --John Pe…