Lines Matching refs:car

516 Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough.
691 … car and got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to feig…
779 …car. It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "Water in the carburetor?  That's ridiculous." Wife…
992 The trick to remember while backing a boat into a carport is, if you turn your car wheels to the ri…
1023 …uying is one that I learned long ago from my father, namely: Never buy any car that my father woul…
1024 …ed concepts such as measuring the engine in "liters."  Let's say you buy a car with a "5.7 liter e…
1140 …ber minor details, such as that they have left an infant on the roof of the car. <BR>	-- Dave Barry
1164 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
1275 Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. <BR>	-- Erma Bombeck (1927-1996), U.S. …
1472 Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should ari…
1613 A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. <BR>	-- Kenneth Tynan, British theatre…
1788 A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. <BR>	…
1790 Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately?  I say that what we really need is a car t…
1793 The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. <BR>	-- Dudley Moore, (1935-2002…
1834 …Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. <BR>	-- Bill Bryso…
2268 An ideal husband is one who treats his wife like a new car. <BR>	-- Dan Bennett, U.S. columnist
2355 A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. <BR>	-- Carrie Snow, U.S. comed…
2548 …to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go. <BR>…
3062 The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. <B…
3099 Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. <BR>	-- D…
3134 I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. …
3254 …get in front of you, you both will have the same destination and the other car will get the last p…
3257 …et in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last p…
3544 …followed the same principles -- but you'd be able to shift gears with your car stereo. Useful feat…
3672 Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
3842 Never buy a car you can't push.
3995 You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.