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223 …should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little more. <BR> -- The Journal of J. Renard
231 …int in burying the hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. <BR> -- Sydney J. Harris
251 A lie has speed, but truth has endurance. <BR> -- Edgar J. Mohn
383 Government has never been the answer unless it's a really screwball question. <BR> -- Daniel J Mitc…
544 He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom. <BR> -- J. R. R. Tolkien
757 I am become death, shatterer of worlds. <BR> -- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing the Bhaga…
793 … asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. <BR> -- P. J. O'Rourke
1093 …e prestigious Educational Testing Service, which is located in Princeton, N.J., home of Harvard Un…
1107 … wrote on the SAT tests, angrily objected to my statement that Princeton, N.J., is the home of Har…
1150 …demy Awards, including Best Major Motion Picture Lasting Longer Than Both O.J. Trials Combined; Mo…
1266 Never fight an inanimate object. <BR> -- P. J. O'Rourke, (1947--), U.S. humorist
1286 Never transmit a sexual disease in public. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--), Modern Manners
1355 One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going. <BR> -- J. B…
1427 A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. <BR> -- Robert J. Vogel
1505 Art is long, and the talk about it is even longer. <BR> -- William J. Locke (1863--1930), English n…
1596 There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. <BR> -- J. H. Goldfuss
1655 Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. <BR> -- J.J. Furnas
1809 It takes some skill to spoil a breakfast -- even the English can't do it! <BR> -- J K Galbraith, (…
1875 It's bad manners to apply cosmetics in public. It reminds people that you need them. <BR> -- P.J. O…
1876 Never wear anything that panics the cat. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke, (1947--), U.S. humorist
1958 …tention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. <BR> -- Arthur J. Clarke
1966 …nsider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--), …
1972 …ays reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke "Holidays …
2018 …never make it, and the Americans never learn from it. <BR> -- Bishop Fulton J. Sheen (1895-1979), …
2075 …w what a respectable man is like, and it's enough to make your flesh creep. <BR> -- J.M. De Maistre
2091 People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--)…
2104 What keeps people apart is their inability to get together. <BR> -- Mayor Richard J. Daley of Chica…
2121 …ow come the government never does anything like this with lawyers? <BR> -- P. J. O'Rourke (1947--)
2145 Half a loaf is better than no free time at all. <BR> -- J.D. Ward
2158 … teach there are thirty not wanting to be taught. <BR> -- W.C. Sellar and R.J. Yeatman, 1066 And A…
2205 Life is something that everyone should try at least once. <BR> -- Henry J. Tillman
2231 Never judge a book by its meeting. <BR> -- J.W. Eagan
2244 Love is just a chemical reaction. But it's fun trying to find the formula. <BR> -- J.D. Shantel, pr…
2247 …of a distant violin -- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. <BR> -- S. J. Perelman, (-1979), …
2259 If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? <BR> --Stanislaw J. Lec
2309 Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--), Modern Manne…
2332 … if ever, be traded for anything useful like a set of golf clubs. <BR> -- P.J. O'Rourke (1947--), …
2371 I don't know much about medicine, but I know what I like. <BR> -- S.J. Perelman (-1979), U.S screen…
2477 If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. <BR> -- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976), U…
2487 …at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. <BR> -- F. J. Raymond
2727 Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2728 …oing but is determined to set a speed record getting there. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2729 … why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2730 …ws a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2731 …us quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2732 …e people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2733 Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter …
2734 Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. <BR> -- Laurence J. …
2735 … purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2736 … cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2737 If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. <BR> -- Laurence J.…
2738 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2739 …emembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2740 …correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2741 …upon the direction in which that train of thought is going. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2742 …ry -- and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2743 The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1…
2744 …ng to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2745 Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
2746 Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 …
2747 …, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. <BR> -- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
3544 …but you'd be able to shift gears with your car stereo. Useful feature, that. <BR> -- Marus J. Ranum
3555 …the carrot of Longhorn, it's now using the whip of poor security. <BR> -- Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols
3577 Let's face facts: J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" books are responsible for more loser circle …
4054 Eventually, primitive life develops, and then shopping malls. <BR> --J. A. Paulos, on evolution
4150 …in a hole in the rock on his island, and was always going back to look at it. <BR> --J.R.R. Tolkien