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216 An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding. <BR>	-- Robert Louis Stevenson
301 An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field. <BR>	-- Niel…
378 A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
389 An object at rest cannot be stopped. <BR>	-- The Tick
469 An individual's reality model can be right or wrong, complete or incomplete. As a rule it will be b…
513 An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry.
514 An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer.
515 An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
597 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
1068 …ong all the French, could rearrange the letters in his name to spell "Rent An Abalone Poop."  <BR>…
1327 An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he …
1738 An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. <BR>	-- Dylan Thomas (1914-195…
1830 An Englishman thinks seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an Irishman, afterward. <B…
1849 What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet?  An organ donor. <BR>	--David Perry
2268 An ideal husband is one who treats his wife like a new car. <BR>	-- Dan Bennett, U.S. columnist
2666 An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. <BR>	-- George Bernard Shaw (1856 -…
2686 An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it wil…
2729 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happe…
2730 An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. <BR>	…
2894 An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens. <BR>	-- Thoma…
2938 An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping it will eat him last. <BR>	-- Sir Winston Church…
2978 An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. <BR>	-- Will Rogers (1879 …
2979 An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. <BR…
3238 An expert is anyone from out of town. <BR>	-- Mars Rule
3412 An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys. <BR>	-- Van Roy's Law
3624 An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
3625 An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
3831 Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
4026 An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. <BR>	--Spanish proverb