Lines Matching refs:d

352 A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
442 …o stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she'd like to have dinner …
480 …omists wished to study the horse, they wouldn't go and look at horses. They'd sit in their studies…
551 I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
619 The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
759 Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. <BR>	-- Will…
765 After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. <BR>	-- Cato …
953 …e grounds that by reducing the amount of money you gave the government, you'd be supporting the Pr…
1005 … of giant frogs. We believe that if you stood outside an olive factory, you'd hear the unmistakabl…
1009 I decided I'd better go in for my annual physical examination, which is something I do approximatel…
1013 …n IQ of 260 and figured out early in life that if he talked to people, they'd get close enough so …
1210 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. <BR>	-- …
1339 If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. <BR>	-- Eubie [Ja…
1688 When I die, I'd like to be scattered over my hometown. But not, like, cremated or anything. <BR>	--…
1878 If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. <BR>	-- George Wi…
1895 I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. <B…
1927 If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. <BR>	-- Wilfred Sheed (1920--), U.S. w…
1966 Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if t…
2023 A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards. <BR>	-- Texas Guinan (1878-1933), U.S. bartender
2085 Know thyself?  If I knew myself, I'd run away. <BR>	-- Johann Goethe 1749-1832), German author
2154 Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash. <BR>	-- Rita…
2173 If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. <BR>	-- Tallulah Bankhead …
2273 Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. <BR>	-- He…
2407 If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. <BR>	-- Cynthia Nelms (1942-1995), US musician, sin…
2425 … the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code..…
2479 If you'd know the value of money, go and borrow some. <BR>	-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), Poor R…
3090 Remember, no one, when they are on their death-bed says "I wish I'd watched a little more TV". <BR>…
3141 If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them cou…
3173 …of people who, if we were deciding what absolute minimum essential items we'd need to carry in our…
3544 …en about the cockpit, none of which followed the same principles -- but you'd be able to shift gea…
3561 The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English, because then I could charge you two hun…
3749 I'd buy you a drink, but i'd be jealous of the straw.
3750 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
3782 If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
4052 Heuristics are bug ridden by definition - if they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
4075 If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home. <BR>	--Eu…
4089 Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No c…
4137 Twenty years ago, I never would've believed that we'd have a black, female Secretary of State, much…
4138 … in the basically negative sense that changing to new ones makes us wish we'd never been born. <BR…