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59 I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
237 The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. <BR> -- John Rooney
319 If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal …
446 …he dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time.' W…
500 Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis Gr…
583 Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
584 My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am.
716 In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worsh…
721 I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog, without being expected to ta…
755 Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. <BR> -- Mark Twain …
799 Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight - this is …
851 If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the …
944 You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you…
1012 …a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely of synthetic materials. This is the …
1125 Your basic guy dog firmly believes that if he pees on enough territory, he will be declared Dominan…
1257 Know thyself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. <BR…
1283 Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. <BR> -- John Peers
1427 A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. <BR> -- Robert J. Vogel
1440 If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it i…
1463 You own a dog; you feed a cat. <BR> -- Jim Fiebig, NANA
1465 A dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. <BR> -- Roberts…
1466 A dog is not almost human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it a…
1467 A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than you love yourself. <BR> -- Josh Bill…
1468 A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. <BR> …
1469 A dog wags its tail with its heart. <BR> -- Martin Buxbaum
1474 Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door. <BR> -- Charlton Ogburn Jr. (1911-19…
1475 Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. <BR> -- Mar…
1477 I spilled spot remover on my dog -- and now he's gone. <BR> -- Steven Wright (1955--), U.S. comedian
1481 Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be. <BR> -- Holbrook Jackson (1874-1948), English writer/cr…
1482 My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our…
1484 One dog barks at something; the rest bark at him. <BR> -- Chinese proverb
1486 Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. <BR> -- Corey Ford (1902-1969), U.S. humorist
1487 Qui me amat, amet et canem meum. ("Love me, love my dog.") <BR> -- St. Bernard, A.D. 1150, "Sermo …
1488 Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job <BR> -- Franklin P. Jones (1853-1935), U.S. humorist
1489 The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. <BR> -- Andrew A. Rooney (1919- ), U.S. …
1490 …e future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The…
1493 To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. <BR> -- Aldous Huxley (18…
1494 You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupi…
1588 …new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. <BR> -- Doug Larson
1837 In England I would rather be a man, a horse, a dog or a woman, in that order. In American I would t…
2180 Life does not begin at conception, but when the kids leave home and the dog dies. <BR> -- Russ Jame…
2198 Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis G…
2286 …ve three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every …
2392 Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. <BR>…
3100 …as able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself che…
3469 …st jobs is the resemblance to being in a sled dog team. No one gets a change of scenery except the…
4006 I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog too!