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97 The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forev…
158 Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. <BR> -- Ashle…
168 Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. <BR> -- Immanuel Kant
171 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. <BR> -- Soren Kierkegaard
180 A person needs only two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use W…
185 Life begets life. Energy begets energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. <BR> -- Sa…
206 The most important things in life aren't things. <BR> -- Illinois First Christian Church
216 An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding. <BR> -- Robert Louis Stevenson
223 If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little more.…
272 The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from th…
279 We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid o…
281 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as t…
304 When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced; live your life so that when you die, the worl…
331 …e between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's li…
381 You may be young only once, but you can be immature your whole life.
453 There was SOMETHING that I was going to do with my life... what WAS it?
461 All of us necessarily hold many casual opinions that are ludicrously wrong simply because life is f…
466 If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doub…
471 The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried t…
500 Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis Gr…
509 A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
526 Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. <BR> -- Confucius
552 If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping yo…
572 Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!
579 Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
580 Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
584 My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am.
790 You are young only once, but you can be immature all your life.
800 Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. <BR> -- Mark Twain
815 All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. <BR> -- Mark Twain
848 I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody…
875 Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the s…
890 Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.…
909 There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when…
910 There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewh…
934 When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. <BR> -- Mark Tw…
990 …bly hostile forces try to kill him; in other words, it's exactly like real life. <BR> -- Dave Barry
1008 …reat things after 50. For example, it was during the post-50 phase of his life that the brilliant …
1013 …ple named Ed and ginny. Charles had an IQ of 260 and figured out early in life that if he talked t…
1039 …o be a sensitive and caring relationship partner, and he's making radical life-style changes such …
1072 …hed his groundbreaking work Origin of Species, in which he theorized that life evolves, through na…
1132 …e will often demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life. <BR> -- Dave Barry
1162 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
1219 Blame someone else and get on with your life. <BR> -- Alan Woods
1261 My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey through life, is to take their h…
1289 …p to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. <BR> -- Dan Zevin, Entry- Level Life, 1996
1307 Try everything in life except incest and square dancing. <BR> -- George Kaufman, U.S. playwright, i…
1324 Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. <BR> -- Malcolm Crowley, age…
1348 Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approa…
1358 The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. <BR> -- U.S. actress Helen Hayes (1900-1993)…
1368 When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. <BR> --…
1372 Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. <BR> -- Herbert Asquith, British p…
1536 City life: millions of people being lonesome together. <BR> -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862), U.S…
1566 …inning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to mee…
1586 For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three…
1607 Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the …
1649 May your life be filled with lawyers! <BR> -- Mexican curse
1657 Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.. <BR> -- R. Geis
1668 I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. <BR> …
1673 No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. <BR> -- William Burroughs (19…
1680 The shortness of life, so often lamented, may be the best thing about it. <BR> -- Arthur Schopenhau…
1684 To die and to lose one's life are much the same thing. <BR> -- Irish proverb
1687 We don't know life: how can we know death? <BR> -- Confucius (551-478 B.C.), Chinese philosopher
1698 Life is pleasant and I have enjoyed it, but I have no yearning to clutter up the Universe after it …
1709 The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. <BR> -- David Russell
1719 I think if people marry it ought to be for life; the laws are altogether too lenient with them. <BR…
1791 Life is too short for traffic. <BR> -- Dan Bellack
1831 Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. <BR> -- George Mikes, (1912…
1852 …nocks, you can also learn from soft touches. <BR> -- Carolyn Kenmore, Mannequin: My Life as a Model
1864 In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. <BR> -- Fran Lebowitz (1950--), U.S.…
1866 Life is too short to balance a checkbook. <BR> -- Howard Ogden
1892 Food is an important part of a balanced diet. <BR> -- Fran Lebowitz (1950--), Metropolitan Life, 19…
1904 Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. <BR> -- Shirley Conran (1932--), U.S. novelist, Superwoman, …
1908 Never eat more than you can lift. <BR> -- Miss Piggy's Guide to Life as told to Henry Beard
1915 Soup and fish explain half the emotions of life. <BR> -- Sydney Smith (1771-1845), English clergyma…
1940 I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel. <BR> -- Logan P…
1968 Life is too short to learn German. <BR> -- Richard Porson (1759-1808), English classical scholar
1973 I don't believe in ghosts, but I've been afraid of them all my life. <BR> -- Charles A. Dana (1819-…
1979 Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1856-1…
2024 A gypsy tells the truth once in his life, and immediately repents. <BR> -- Russian proverb
2146 He slept beneath the moon/He basked beneath the sun;/He lived a life of going-to-do,/And died with …
2171 Have you ever had the feeling life is a black tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? <BR> -- G…
2173 If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. <BR> -- Tallulah Bankhead …
2175 In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. <BR> -- Robert Frost (1…
2179 It's a grand life, if you don't tire. <BR> -- Gaelic proverb
2180 Life does not begin at conception, but when the kids leave home and the dog dies. <BR> -- Russ Jame…
2181 Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. <BR> -- Dave Barry, U.S. humorist
2183 Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impote…
2184 Life is a dead-end street. <BR> -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), U.S. journalist
2185 Life is a dream -- but don't wake me. <BR> -- Yiddish proverb
2186 Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. <BR> -- Danny Kaye (1913-1987), U.S.…
2187 Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to change his bed. <BR> -- Pie…
2188 Life is a quarantine for paradise. <BR> -- Karl Julius Weber (1767-1832), German writer
2189 Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. <BR> -- David A. Schmaltz, U.S. writer
2190 Life is a sexually-transmitted disease. <BR> -- Guy Bellamy, U.S. author
2191 Life is a zoo in a jungle. <BR> -- Peter De Vries, (1910--), U.S. writer
2192 Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. By this definition, the amoeba, the mango, the fro…
2193 Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh p…
2194 Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. <BR> -- Woody Allen (1935--), U.S. film-maker
2195 Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon. <BR> -- Woody…
2196 Life is just one damned thing after another. <BR> -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915), U.S. editor/publis…
2197 Life is like a B-grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle, but you don't want to see it a…
2198 Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. <BR> -- Lewis G…
2199 Life is like a scrambled egg. <BR> -- Don Marquis (1878-1937), "Frustration"
2200 Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. <BR> -- Charles M. Schulz (1922-…
2201 Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. <BR…
2202 Life is not a spectacle or a feast; it is a predicament. <BR> -- George Santayana (1863-1952), Arti…
2203 Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. <BR> -…
2204 Life is one long process of getting tired. <BR> -- Samuel Butler, 1912
2205 Life is something that everyone should try at least once. <BR> -- Henry J. Tillman
2206 Life is something to do when you can't get to sleeep. <BR> -- Fran Lebowitz (1950--), U.S. writer
2207 Life is too short to be small. <BR> -- Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881), British Prime Minister
2208 Life is too short to do anything for one's self that one can pay others to do for one. <BR> -- W. S…
2209 Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. <BR> -- Wilson Mizner (187…
2210 Life can be divided into the horrible and the miserable. <BR> -- Woody Allen (1935--), Annie Hall
2211 Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way aro…
2213 My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. <BR> -- Ashley Brilliant (1933--), U.S. …
2214 My theory is to enjoy life, but the practice is against it. <BR> -- Charles Lamb (1775-1834), Engli…
2215 Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. <BR> -- Brendan Gill (191…
2218 Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. <BR> -- Ashley Brilliant, (1933--), U.S. …
2219 The meaning of life is that it stops. <BR> -- Franz Kafka (1884-1924), novelist
2224 There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. <BR…
2227 To dream is happiness; to wake is life. <BR> -- Victor Hugo (1802-1885), French novelist
2228 While we are postponing, life speeds by. <BR> -- Seneca (3 BC-65 AD), Roman playwright
2230 Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way aro…
2283 …at to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. <BR> -- Rita Rudne…
2347 My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened. <BR> -- Michel de Monta…
2348 My life needs a rewind/erase button. <BR> -- Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip
2350 Reality continues to ruin my life. <BR> -- Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip
2412 Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. <BR> -- Groucho Marx (189…
2458 I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterward. <BR>…
2474 I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. <BR> -- Jackie Mason (1…
2502 When you are young you think money is the most important thing in life. When you are old, you know …
2507 I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. <BR> -- W.C. Fields (1880-1946), U.S.…
2547 It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence whic…
2549 Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. <BR> -- Bertrand Russe…
2554 …nal man. Yet the habit of passive acceptance is a disastrous one in later life. It causes man to s…
2557 The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be ha…
2582 To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. <BR> -- Bertran…
2606 A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing no…
2623 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people l…
2632 You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat…
2635 There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. <BR…
2641 Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one…
2655 Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not e…
2669 This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; …
2674 What is life but a seires of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a …
2741 …uct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobil…
2776 One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always…
2781 One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2784 Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2787 The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly -- that is what each of us i…
2830 …lways eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life. <BR> -- Ronald Rea…
2884 …God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been hon…
2919 My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. <BR> -- Woody Allen (1935 - )
2924 There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesma…
2957 We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. <BR> -- Sir Winston Churchill (187…
3006 Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life try…
3017 It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it…
3025 …when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life. <BR> -- W. Somerse…
3026 D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've alw…
3035 Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present. <BR> -- W. Somer…
3036 Men seek but one thing in life -- their pleasure. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3045 Life isn't long enough for love and art. <BR> -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
3133 I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if p…
3171 …the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou. …
3203 … a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. <BR> -- Dave Barry
3246 The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness…
3381 If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. <BR> -- Law of Life's Highway
3595 A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
3629 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
3776 If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
3818 Life exists for no known purpose.
3819 Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.
3820 Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
3821 Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.
3822 Life's a bleach and then you dye.
3836 Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
3897 The best things in life aren't things.
3905 The only certain thing in life is death.
4033 It's not that your life is so short, it's just that you're dead for so long.
4054 Eventually, primitive life develops, and then shopping malls. <BR> --J. A. Paulos, on evolution
4073 One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. <BR> --…
4092 Beneath this stone a virgin lies, For her life held no terrors. A virgin born, a virgin died: No hi…
4097 Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in…
4122 We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere... and to everyone else out th…
4155 …set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving, Whatever gods may be, That no life lives forever, That…
4163 …and they do Art. We just have to deal with it. We really do. You can make life miserable for the A…
4170 I love acting. It is so much more real than life. <BR> -- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)